Trader Posted October 29, 2011 Share #1 Posted October 29, 2011 With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations later on this year: 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood. 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa . 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants. 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! And finally... 9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTitty BangBang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvester Posted October 30, 2011 Share #2 Posted October 30, 2011 Very cute. I like the titty titty bang bang the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddlebum Posted October 30, 2011 Share #3 Posted October 30, 2011 Very cute. I like the titty titty bang bang the best. Wasn't that made into a movie by Malt Dizzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted October 30, 2011 Share #4 Posted October 30, 2011 Come on guys,,, it' snot snowing yet!?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eck Posted October 30, 2011 Share #5 Posted October 30, 2011 Come on guys,,, it' snot snowing yet!?!?!?! :rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddlebum Posted October 31, 2011 Share #6 Posted October 31, 2011 Come on guys,,, it' snot snowing yet!?!?!?! So how come you are already into the antifreeze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickardracing Posted October 31, 2011 Share #7 Posted October 31, 2011 That was pretty good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted October 31, 2011 Author Share #8 Posted October 31, 2011 It seems there is a merger between several bike companies and a supercar manufacturer. They want to develop a vehicle that utilizes the speed and comfort of a supercar...but that leans into corners like a bike. Kawasaki, Suzuki, Toshiba ,Yamaha and Mazaratti are reported to be working on a possible merger. Now I'm not saying the new name is difficult to pronounce...but at the news conference, the CEO making the announcement tried to pronounce it and he ended up chipping 2 teeth and shreding his tongue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket Posted October 31, 2011 Share #9 Posted October 31, 2011 Come on guys,,, it' snot snowing yet!?!?!?! As long, as it is not snowing snot. I would not like to be in that area, if that happened. Eeeeeeewwwwwwww, just thinking of such a thing, is bad enough. Sooner for your area, than mine...... :snow::snow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted October 31, 2011 Share #10 Posted October 31, 2011 So how come you are already into the antifreeze If memory serves me correct, pouring anti-freeze into the system after it's froze up, does very little good,,,,, and seeing as I'm not just to sure when freeze up might happen, it's best to have some in your system just in case!!!! and seeing as I'm not sure either about the % of mix necessary to keep things liquid and neither am I sure about how long it stays effective in said system, it's best to keep it flowing in so as to offer as much protection as possible,,,,,, for at my age, a frozen system might be somewhat detrimental to the being as a whole.,,,, just saying,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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