wes0778 Posted April 6, 2012 Share #1 Posted April 6, 2012 The Night Nurse...the more you think about this one, the funnier it gets. Short & sweet, A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says: 'Well, that's great....that's just great ..........some a***ole's got my pen!:shock3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendtdj Posted April 6, 2012 Share #2 Posted April 6, 2012 :rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooter Bob Posted April 7, 2012 Share #3 Posted April 7, 2012 :rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf: Ya That!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoomerCPO Posted April 7, 2012 Share #4 Posted April 7, 2012 :rotf: :rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maineventurerider Posted April 7, 2012 Share #5 Posted April 7, 2012 Well put! I'm a male nurse myself (I prefer to say RN, it doesn't sound so girly) and I've told that same joke many times myself... Now where did I put my pen??? Ride Safe, 1/2 crazed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoneman1981 Posted April 7, 2012 Share #6 Posted April 7, 2012 Thanks for the laugh!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJoe Posted April 7, 2012 Share #7 Posted April 7, 2012 "Well put! I'm a male nurse myself (I prefer to say RN, it doesn't sound so girly) and I've told that same joke many times myself... Now where did I put my pen??? :sick:" Was you holding a rectal thermometer? Hummmmmmmmmm, Just wondering....Perhaps you'd know.... whats the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer and have you ever gottten them mixed up..., or does it depend on the patients attitude.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maineventurerider Posted April 7, 2012 Share #8 Posted April 7, 2012 "Well put! I'm a male nurse myself (I prefer to say RN, it doesn't sound so girly) and I've told that same joke many times myself... Now where did I put my pen??? :sick:" Was you holding a rectal thermometer? Hummmmmmmmmm, Just wondering....Perhaps you'd know.... whats the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer and have you ever gottten them mixed up..., or does it depend on the patients attitude.... I'll reply to each question in order- 1) Maybe that's why it didn't write very good and... I thought it had a funny smell! 2) Sorry...I didn't know there was a difference:confused24:...... 3) Just kidding (about #2), and let's just say, yes, I've been tempted! 1/2crazed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gscbertrand Posted April 7, 2012 Share #9 Posted April 7, 2012 The difference between the 2 types is the taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b2dad Posted April 7, 2012 Share #10 Posted April 7, 2012 that was a good one! :rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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