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Meth-from-urine lab busted in east Tennessee The Associated Press CLINTON, Tenn. (AP) — Law enforcement officers in east Tennessee say they have so far found three methamphetamine operations that extract the illegal drug from urine in Anderson County. Chief Deputy Mark Lucas said the department got a tip that led to a raid Thursday, resulting in drug charges against Rickie Jack Harber, 47. Deputies found meth-making components and 144 gallons of urine, stored in plastic bottles, Lucas said. The department reports the lab is the third, but largest such operation it has found, according to The Knoxville News-Sentinel. Harber was charged with promotion of methamphetamine manufacture and is held in lieu of $200,000 bond. Tennessee Methamphetamine Task Force director Tommy Farmer said labs that use the urine of meth users to make the drug are a ‘‘very infrequent thing.’’ ‘‘We have had a couple’’ in southeast Tennessee, he said. Farmer said law enforcement officers in some communities have discovered bottles of urine without realizing it is used to make the addictive stimulant. Farmer said such labs are ‘‘pretty disgusting’’ but they show what meth addicts will resort to if they can’t otherwise get the drug that is usually made by cooking toxic chemicals and decongestant products that are now restricted. He said meth users when arrested are frequently quarantined so others in custody won’t drink their urine. ‘‘It goes to show that once you get hooked, it’s so addictive. It’s not going to stop at anything,’’ Farmer said. "nuff said bout that":thumbdown:
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Young Paddy, moved to Kent and bought a Donkey from a farmer for £100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Paddy replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Paddy said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What are ya gonna do with him? Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two quid a piece and made a profit of £898.00.' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two quid back.' Paddy now works for the British Government.
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http://bl146w.blu146.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://65.55.113.23/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3de346da9e-d4c3-4cad-877b-17173e9ddde7.gif%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvZ2lm%26name%3dQVRUMDAwMDExMTEuZ2lm%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a1.372924826%2540web51005.mail.re2.yahoo.com&oneredir=1&ip=10.4.75.8&d=d440&mf=0 A mouse looked through the crack In the wall to see the farmer And his wife open a package. What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - - - He was devastated to discover It was a mousetrap. http://bl146w.blu146.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://65.55.113.23/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d22981870-a36f-4ee5-9cfa-8463a5520388.gif%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvZ2lm%26name%3dQVRUMDAwMDIyMjIuZ2lm%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a2.372924828%2540web51005.mail.re2.yahoo.com&oneredir=1&ip=10.4.75.8&d=d440&mf=0 http://bl146w.blu146.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://65.55.113.23/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3dcf41cf11-6499-4f6c-bc41-f40515319d8e.gif%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvZ2lm%26name%3dQVRUMDAwMDMzMzMuZ2lm%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a3.372924828%2540web51005.mail.re2.yahoo.com&oneredir=1&ip=10.4.75.8&d=d440&mf=0 Retreating to the farmyard, The mouse proclaimed the warning : There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" http://bl146w.blu146.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://65.55.113.23/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3dae505ab2-be5e-4f43-a719-33d50e95af00.gif%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvZ2lm%26name%3dQVRUMDAwMDQ0NDQuZ2lm%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a4.372924828%2540web51005.mail.re2.yahoo.com&oneredir=1&ip=10.4.75.8&d=d440&mf=0 The chicken clucked and scratched, Raised her head and said, "Mr.Mouse, I can tell this is a grave Concern to you, but it is of no consequence To me. I cannot be bothered by it." The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The pig sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr.Mouse, But there is nothing I can do about it But pray. Be assured you are in my prayers." http://bl146w.blu146.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://65.55.113.23/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3de3f3d98c-888f-430b-97b0-f700144ff117.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26name%3dQVRUMDAwMDU1NTUuanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a5.372924828%2540web51005.mail.re2.yahoo.com&oneredir=1&ip=10.4.75.8&d=d440&mf=0 The mouse turned to the cow and said, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" http://bl146w.blu146.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://65.55.113.23/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d510474db-877a-46e0-bc7e-2490a868db4e.gif%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvZ2lm%26name%3dQVRUMDAwMDY2NjYuZ2lm%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a6.372924828%2540web51005.mail.re2.yahoo.com&oneredir=1&ip=10.4.75.8&d=d440&mf=0 The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. [font=Kristen ITC]I'm sorry for you, But it's no skin off my nose." So, the mouse returned to the house, Head down and dejected, To face the farmer's mousetrap .. . . Alone. That very night a sound was heard Throughout the house -- like the sound Of a mousetrap catching its prey. The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer's wife.. http://bl146w.blu146.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://65.55.113.23/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3ddae2bac0-c319-4fec-998f-9702f5dadf7d.gif%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvZ2lm%26name%3dQVRUMDAwMDc3NzcuZ2lm%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a7.372924828%2540web51005.mail.re2.yahoo.com&oneredir=1&ip=10.4.75.8&d=d440&mf=0 The farmer rushed her to the hospital, And she returned home with a fever. http://bl146w.blu146.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://65.55.113.23/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3ddb53bd84-8775-401c-9dbc-02b5d170c40f.gif%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvZ2lm%26name%3dQVRUMDAwMDg4ODguZ2lm%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a8.372924828%2540web51005.mail.re2.yahoo.com&oneredir=1&ip=10.4.75.8&d=d440&mf=0 Everyone knows you treat a fever With fresh chicken soup, so the farmer Took his hatchet to the farmyard For the soup's main ingredient. http://bl146w.blu146.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://65.55.113.23/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3da3aba50c-f349-43a2-b5e3-e16f39eed230.gif%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvZ2lm%26name%3dQVRUMDAwMDk5OTkuZ2lm%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a9.372924828%2540web51005.mail.re2.yahoo.com&oneredir=1&ip=10.4.75.8&d=d440&mf=0 But his wife's sickness continued, So friends and neighbors came to sit With her around the clock. To feed them, The farmer butchered the pig. http://bl146w.blu146.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://65.55.113.23/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d0f8e22ac-52bf-488e-b83b-342d44847c0f.gif%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvZ2lm%26name%3dQVRUMDAwMTAxMDEwMTAuZ2lm%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a10.372924828%2540web51005.mail.re2.yahoo.com&oneredir=1&ip=10.4.75.8&d=d440&mf=0 The farmer's wife did not get well; She died. http://bl146w.blu146.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://65.55.113.23/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3df61b3299-39b9-44b8-9209-18efc56d2cda.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26name%3dQVRUMDAwMTExMTExMTEuanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a11.372924828%2540web51005.mail.re2.yahoo.com&oneredir=1&ip=10.4.75.8&d=d440&mf=0 So many people came for her funeral, The farmer had the cow slaughtered to Provide enough meat for all of them. The mouse looked upon it all from his Crack in the wall with great sadness. So, the next time you hear someone is Facing a problem and think it doesn't Concern you, remember ---- When one of us is threatened, We are all at risk. http://bl146w.blu146.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://65.55.113.23/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3db3f718bb-b004-4568-84b5-8679332bc4eb.gif%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvZ2lm%26name%3dQVRUMDAwMTIxMjEyMTIuZ2lm%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a12.372924828%2540web51005.mail.re2.yahoo.com&oneredir=1&ip=10.4.75.8&d=d440&mf=0 We are all involved in this Journey called life. We must keep an eye out for One another and make an extra effort To encourage one another. http://bl146w.blu146.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://65.55.113.23/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d475de4ca-c46f-4443-9119-44b9b8a316bb.gif%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvZ2lm%26name%3dQVRUMDAwMTMxMzEzMTMuZ2lm%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a13.372924828%2540web51005.mail.re2.yahoo.com&oneredir=1&ip=10.4.75.8&d=d440&mf=0 SEND THIS TO EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER HELPED YOU OUT AND LET THEM KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE. http://bl146w.blu146.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://65.55.113.23/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d3f2975ca-afdc-4a95-8562-2bd81947dad7.gif%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvZ2lm%26name%3dQVRUMDAwMTQxNDE0MTQuZ2lm%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a14.372924828%2540web51005.mail.re2.yahoo.com&oneredir=1&ip=10.4.75.8&d=d440&mf=0 REMEMBER. . . . . EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD IN ANOTHER PERSON'S TAPESTRY; OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER FOR A REASON. http://bl146w.blu146.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://65.55.113.23/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3de6e4357a-a278-4c29-9a1e-3618ea6768e0.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26name%3dQVRUMDAwMTUxNTE1MTUuanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a15.372924828%2540web51005.mail.re2.yahoo.com&oneredir=1&ip=10.4.75.8&d=d440&mf=0 One of the best things to hold onto In this world is a FRIEND [/font]
