Brake Pad

Cowboy and ladies underwear but that's a whole new discussion but it's worth the

Twirly birds knocked off of their headlights in which case most of the guys downtown would've been blinded, this kind of dance fever is not for the blind party so

The wife got her stone crabs for dinner to night. (That's all I have to say about that )

I don't think my bike has a 6.6 gallon tank, I rode it down to zero gas today ( I did 192.6 miles) on a tank pulling a loaded trailer, bike only took 5.9 gallons yep a 6.6 tank (32.6) mpg 6.6 (215.9) to run it dry

for the guys that are traveling, your guns are welcome in my home

still working on my end

for all those rubber hot dog bate warms he makes, cause when they don't catch anything they can always fall back on hot dogs, but after being in the lake that long, they start to taste like

Mike and family our sincere condolences for the loss of your lady and mother our thoughts and prayers will be with you.

He recently purchased it from the local Sears catalog online we all know that the triple extra-large bra will never fit him so

a bad case of hair loss, But after Venture stopped selling motorcycles, they went into the wig business, after finding out most of the people were still trying to figure out how to fix their bikes, and were pulling there hair out in the process, Now.....

So where you going in Florida?

The county jail for breakfast to go along with their burnt toast and

Okay so I've never waxed the bike yet, but it only has 24 K on it, your just like my wife , You don't have to remind me every six months !!!! Geez !!!

eater, at all times of the day, but it was all a

yesterday while riding in cool weather ( what the hell the bike would not know) but I found riding in cooler temps, the bike, seemed to loose a little power off the starts in first and second gears, do you think bad gas? and I also had the tank down to a quarter, at the time, I filled up, and the issue went away.

got his sister caught stealing dounuts for a police cars dashboard, while the cop was sleeping on the job, parked behind a

Gilberts....gilberts.....gilberts !!!!!

In court cause, they lost the friggin award, and some dumbA## sold it for 1st gen parts, that didnt fit there

A trailer to carry all his stuff so his bike doesn't look like the backside of an elephant so?

Shared left over egg nog from Christmas and dried out price of cheese and crackers, while sitting next to a

Traction as my tires were covered in oil, so I

The dog took a dump in the front seat as the cat looked on in fear and

Creepy

You know we haven't done this a long while in and actually following the story always turns out to be a comical event so today I am going to start the story with: This morning I woke up to pouring rain so I decided to go into the garage and change your oil on my bike, as I unscrew the cap for the oil filter the spring came shooting out and ( You make this story continue)

From the launch, I'm taking the boys down 1 to Vero beach, then onward after breakfast to key largo ( Gilbert's) on back roads around the lake down to the Redlands / Homestead/ Key Largo