yamagrl Posted August 31, 2016 Share #101 Posted August 31, 2016 Reading directions:think:..........Is that a woman thing? I don't know if reading directions is a woman thing. But asking directions certainly is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yamagrl Posted August 31, 2016 Share #102 Posted August 31, 2016 Isn't stereotypical references that are offensive what we are talking about when we refer to politically correct. To set the record straight, when I made the comparison between my ex wife's and chainsaws I in no way intended the reference to all women. The only stereotypical group that have a reason to be offended is the group of two women that I happened to be married to in the past. And screw them I don't care what they think. I stand by my chainsaw metaphor. I applaud those that transcend the stereotypical behaviour. Like Yamagrl who is the most technically astute woman I have ever known. Wisdom on the other hand can be defined as knowing when to keep one's mouth shut. That is an attribute I as well as many others struggle with. My humor often gets me in trouble with hypersensitive politically correct individuals. I'll second that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yamagrl Posted August 31, 2016 Share #103 Posted August 31, 2016 Now I feel better! I actually woke up thinking about this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonslayer Posted August 31, 2016 Share #104 Posted August 31, 2016 I don't know if reading directions is a woman thing. But asking directions certainly is Good answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonslayer Posted August 31, 2016 Share #105 Posted August 31, 2016 Now I feel better! I actually woke up thinking about this thread Don't ever loose any sleep on my account.You know I think you're great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yamagrl Posted August 31, 2016 Share #106 Posted August 31, 2016 OK. Remember, you promoted me to "Master DragonSlayer" like you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snyper316 Posted August 31, 2016 Share #107 Posted August 31, 2016 I don't know if reading directions is a woman thing. But asking directions certainly is Hey us men love to wonder aimlessly. That's why if we chose to have a woman around its better, cause usually it drives them bat **** crazy!!![emoji23] Good answer. Hey now not sure about this guy![emoji12] Sent from my Z812 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yamagrl Posted August 31, 2016 Share #108 Posted August 31, 2016 Rule number 1 : if she happy you ain't happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonslayer Posted August 31, 2016 Share #109 Posted August 31, 2016 OK. Remember, you promoted me to "Master DragonSlayer" like you! That's right YAMAGRL AKA HEATHER MASTER DRAGONSLAYER OF THE HIGHEST ORDER IN GOOD STANDING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonslayer Posted August 31, 2016 Share #110 Posted August 31, 2016 Rule number 1 : if she happy you ain't happy Rule #2 . If she ain't happy....... nobody is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yamagrl Posted August 31, 2016 Share #111 Posted August 31, 2016 Rule #2 . If she ain't happy....... nobody is Okay, you guys are really the ones that are in charge. At least we'd let you think that. We also prefer that you run things... like the lawnmower the pool cleaner vacuum cleaner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted August 31, 2016 Share #112 Posted August 31, 2016 I won't get into this sensitive discussion. I'll just stick to the facts thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonslayer Posted August 31, 2016 Share #113 Posted August 31, 2016 I won't get into this sensitive discussion. I'll just stick to the facts thank you. [ATTACH=CONFIG]107125[/ATTACH] Boy I shouldn't touch this but my research adds validity to you theory...... Present company excepted of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted August 31, 2016 Share #114 Posted August 31, 2016 Heather remember I didn't say a word!!! That iron skillet has taught me when to keep my mouth shut. And now "she" has a collection of them!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yamagrl Posted August 31, 2016 Share #115 Posted August 31, 2016 I won't get into this sensitive discussion. I'll just stick to the facts thank you. [ATTACH=CONFIG]107125[/ATTACH] Somehow I sensed that one coming. I just knew it! A premonition I guess. Hey, I must be psychotic! Er...eh...Psychic, that's it! Yeah, that's what I meant, psychic! I must be psychic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonslayer Posted August 31, 2016 Share #116 Posted August 31, 2016 Somehow I sensed that one coming. I just knew it! A premonition I guess. Hey, I must be psychotic! Er...eh...Psychic, that's it! Yeah, that's what I meant, psychic! I must be psychic! And you got ESPN too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snyper316 Posted August 31, 2016 Share #117 Posted August 31, 2016 Okay, you guys are really the ones that are in charge. At least we'd let you think that. We also prefer that you run things... like the lawnmower the pool cleaner vacuum cleaner I won't get into this sensitive discussion. I'll just stick to the facts thank you. [ATTACH=CONFIG]107125[/ATTACH] Boy I shouldn't touch this but my research adds validity to you theory...... Present company excepted of course. Heather remember I didn't say a word!!! That iron skillet has taught me when to keep my mouth shut. And now "she" has a collection of them!!! Somehow I sensed that one coming. I just knew it! A premonition I guess. Hey, I must be psychotic! Er...eh...Psychic, that's it! Yeah, that's what I meant, psychic! I must be psychic! Umm Ummmm Hell with it :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotfl::rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snyper316 Posted August 31, 2016 Share #118 Posted August 31, 2016 So is it Politically Incorrect to call women Psycho #%$%# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonslayer Posted August 31, 2016 Share #119 Posted August 31, 2016 So is it Politically Incorrect to call women Psycho #%$%# Pretty much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snyper316 Posted August 31, 2016 Share #120 Posted August 31, 2016 Pretty much Most the women I dated that would get your :buttkick:, And you would be doing this:bowdown: :rolleyes:for a good month at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yamagrl Posted August 31, 2016 Share #121 Posted August 31, 2016 So is it Politically Incorrect to call women Psycho #%$%# I'm not sure if it's politically correct or not. I would however direct you to Rule #1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongobobny Posted August 31, 2016 Share #122 Posted August 31, 2016 Now days you can't even open your mouth without being politically incorrect... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildBill1 Posted September 1, 2016 Share #123 Posted September 1, 2016 Really, Is anything concerning politics, "Politically Correct". It's all about air time and who is the best BSer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Posted September 1, 2016 Share #124 Posted September 1, 2016 Politically correct means you are constantly tip toeing across eggshells. If you can do it without breaking any you can be a politician. If you break any then the grenade under it goes off and you must grovel to the nearest female, whether you know her or not. If your spouse catches you grovelling to an unknown female she will wait for you to finish then the real punishment begins. Paddy likes to have a night out with the boys now and then. No matter how quiet he is his wife always catches him sneaking in and the riot starts. His friend, Finn, tells him he never has that problem. The secret is to come home, slam the door, stomp up the stairs, get into bed, smack the wife on the ass and tell her you are horny. It is guaranteed she will pretend to be asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snyper316 Posted September 1, 2016 Share #125 Posted September 1, 2016 Lmfao Sent from my Z812 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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