Air Ready Auto Posted August 15, 2016 Share #1 Posted August 15, 2016 My wife is 5ft on her tall days and I am 6'4". Yes we look funny together. She is always walking around in these giant hooker heels to try and look taller. Took her out riding on Saturday. We dropped the kids off at my parents before the ride and my father made a joke about her boots and said heels on wheels. My wife is Mexican and repeated it back with her accent as "heels en wheels." I teased her for a few miles about her hooker boots and heels en wheels and then I just shortened it to HEW. After we got back I asked her when I was going to get the pleasure of taking Hew out for a ride again. She gave me her patented annoyed with me for whatever reason look and asked if I was going to keep calling her that. I told her that biker names are there for life. She mumbled something in Spanish about me calling her that while I cook for myself... I'm not sure she likes it but it fits and she's stuck with it in my head. Maybe I need to pick up some flowers today. What do all of you fellow Venturers think? Keep the name for her or find another one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongobobny Posted August 15, 2016 Share #2 Posted August 15, 2016 Ummmm, depends on how hungry (and horney) you are... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyinfool Posted August 15, 2016 Share #3 Posted August 15, 2016 And right before your MG&ET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djh3 Posted August 16, 2016 Share #4 Posted August 16, 2016 Life is all about choices my friend. The wife and I always get a laugh out of the Harley chicks on them things with long heals on the pegs and figure they will break an ankle or something getting on or off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Posted August 16, 2016 Share #5 Posted August 16, 2016 "If moma ain't happy ain't nobody happy". Buy flowers and come up with a name she might like. I don't recommend "shorty". " spike" as in spike heels might be a bit risky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DblTrbl Posted August 16, 2016 Share #6 Posted August 16, 2016 What about Short Cake or Short Stack?? Or maybe Pico? I had a friend with rather small breast and I use to call her Senorita Concave a chesta........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwrmcusn Posted August 16, 2016 Share #7 Posted August 16, 2016 My wife (Hannah) picked up her nickname the first day we rode our new "triked" Venture to our STAR chapter meeting. Someone asked if it had reverse and someone else said "yes, Hannah pushes it backward, she is 'Reverse'". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted August 16, 2016 Share #8 Posted August 16, 2016 Back in the day with CB handles my wife, who was a high energy and bubbly personality, was likened to a battery...a constant source of energy. Someone called her Ever-ready and it stuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Posted August 16, 2016 Share #9 Posted August 16, 2016 My wife is " She Who Must be Obeyed". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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