ragtop69gs Posted August 10, 2012 Share #1 Posted August 10, 2012 A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that day. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was!" The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son!" The robot slaps the mother. P.S. ROBOT for Sale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted August 10, 2012 Share #2 Posted August 10, 2012 For Sale? You couldn't GIVE me that thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eck Posted August 10, 2012 Share #3 Posted August 10, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrenchrob Posted August 10, 2012 Share #4 Posted August 10, 2012 thats a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonRider Posted August 10, 2012 Share #5 Posted August 10, 2012 I want to take it to work and ask my boss a few questions...................:rotfl:... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvrT Posted August 10, 2012 Share #6 Posted August 10, 2012 Don't use that thing on me ... I don't want to wind up in the ER ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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