wes0778 Posted April 6, 2012 Posted April 6, 2012 The Night Nurse...the more you think about this one, the funnier it gets. Short & sweet, A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says: 'Well, that's great....that's just great ..........some a***ole's got my pen!:shock3:
maineventurerider Posted April 7, 2012 Posted April 7, 2012 Well put! I'm a male nurse myself (I prefer to say RN, it doesn't sound so girly) and I've told that same joke many times myself... Now where did I put my pen??? Ride Safe, 1/2 crazed
CaptainJoe Posted April 7, 2012 Posted April 7, 2012 "Well put! I'm a male nurse myself (I prefer to say RN, it doesn't sound so girly) and I've told that same joke many times myself... Now where did I put my pen??? :sick:" Was you holding a rectal thermometer? Hummmmmmmmmm, Just wondering....Perhaps you'd know.... whats the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer and have you ever gottten them mixed up..., or does it depend on the patients attitude....
maineventurerider Posted April 7, 2012 Posted April 7, 2012 "Well put! I'm a male nurse myself (I prefer to say RN, it doesn't sound so girly) and I've told that same joke many times myself... Now where did I put my pen??? :sick:" Was you holding a rectal thermometer? Hummmmmmmmmm, Just wondering....Perhaps you'd know.... whats the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer and have you ever gottten them mixed up..., or does it depend on the patients attitude.... I'll reply to each question in order- 1) Maybe that's why it didn't write very good and... I thought it had a funny smell! 2) Sorry...I didn't know there was a difference:confused24:...... 3) Just kidding (about #2), and let's just say, yes, I've been tempted! 1/2crazed
gscbertrand Posted April 7, 2012 Posted April 7, 2012 The difference between the 2 types is the taste.
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