Sleeperhawks Mechanic Posted July 27, 2011 Share #1 Posted July 27, 2011 Men Are Just Happier People -- Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Men Are Just Happier People (Not a bad thing at all!!) :cool10: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted July 27, 2011 Share #2 Posted July 27, 2011 and don't forget....we get to marry a wonderful woman! (hopefully) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etcswjoe Posted July 27, 2011 Share #3 Posted July 27, 2011 Men may be happier but women are still in control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeperhawks Mechanic Posted July 27, 2011 Author Share #4 Posted July 27, 2011 So then, Joe, does that mean that men are happier when women are in control? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddlebum Posted July 27, 2011 Share #5 Posted July 27, 2011 So then' date=' Joe, does that mean that men are happier when women are in control?[/font']I am pretty sure that is what my wife believes see how happy I look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted July 27, 2011 Share #6 Posted July 27, 2011 The Warden said I'm supposed to say Yes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etcswjoe Posted July 27, 2011 Share #7 Posted July 27, 2011 So then' date=' Joe, does that mean that men are happier when women are in control?[/font'] I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may get me knocked up side the head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted July 27, 2011 Share #8 Posted July 27, 2011 The Bible teaches us that the man is the head of the wife. (Eph. 5:23) What it doesn't tell us is that the woman is the neck....and we all know the neck controls the head!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dray Posted July 27, 2011 Share #9 Posted July 27, 2011 So then' date=' Joe, does that mean that men are happier when women are in control?[/font'] it means men are happier when we let the women think shes in control!!! Dray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyRich Posted July 27, 2011 Share #10 Posted July 27, 2011 You don't know my brother in law do you Car mechanics tell you the truth. He don't know where the hood is You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. NEVER EVER GIVE HIM A Wrench or screwdriver or hammer You almost never have strap problems in public. I'm not goin there The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. Yea, BALD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyRSTD Posted July 27, 2011 Share #11 Posted July 27, 2011 and don't forget....we get to marry a wonderful woman! (hopefully) Ya That........ I found one. And no one can have her, until death do us part. Fuzzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike G in SC Posted July 27, 2011 Share #12 Posted July 27, 2011 "The world is your urinal." Unless you are a U of SC quarterback coach. Pee in an alley, not on main street under a street light! Or kiss a sweet job bye bye. Geeze Bubba. Mike G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted July 29, 2011 Share #13 Posted July 29, 2011 She also said "See Honey you aren't whipped any more than the rest of those guys." "Now SHUTUP!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishrepair Posted July 29, 2011 Share #14 Posted July 29, 2011 No wonder when God asked Adam what she should be called, he said, WOE- MAN. Now we don't even spell it the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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