Kregerdoodle Posted July 29, 2009 Share #1 Posted July 29, 2009 The Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the solution. I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care. A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let’s take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon. So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need!!! New teeth, great!!! Need glasses, no problem. New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well bring it on. And who will be paying for all of this. The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax. I think we have a Perfect Solution!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvrT Posted July 29, 2009 Share #2 Posted July 29, 2009 heh, I thought about that solution a long time ago, but I hadn't thought about the part with the gun ... but that gives me some really good ideas!!! As ridiculous as it sounds tho, it's all true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyR Posted July 29, 2009 Share #3 Posted July 29, 2009 I sure hope some mentally deranged individual doesn't read this and believes it and acts on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvrT Posted July 29, 2009 Share #4 Posted July 29, 2009 I sure hope some mentally deranged individual doesn't read this and believes it and acts on it. are you callin me MENTALLY DERANGED??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveW Posted July 29, 2009 Share #5 Posted July 29, 2009 Only 4 bullets ( Come On ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1BigDog Posted July 29, 2009 Share #6 Posted July 29, 2009 Actually, I would be in favor of health care reform if we would get the same coverage that the President and members of Congress get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest seuadr Posted July 29, 2009 Share #7 Posted July 29, 2009 what happens if they miss? can they apply again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04Midnight Posted July 29, 2009 Share #8 Posted July 29, 2009 There's plenty or money for war, but none for health care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvrT Posted July 29, 2009 Share #9 Posted July 29, 2009 There's plenty or money for war, but none for health care. Nope, never is ... but our govn't is introducing yet another new tax called the HST (Harmonized Sales Tax) .... and, according to them, it's all in the name of providing more money for such things as health care .... yeahsureright ... and I just got off the cabbage truck! HST now means that we will pay 12% tax on EVERYTHING! Eventually the only thing left to tax people on will be .... (hint: it will be called the "Peter Tax") ... and women will be exempt. (thankfully, I won't have to pay a lot) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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