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Barry1951

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First time I ever tried chewing tobacco was when I rode police motors in Houston, , , ,my partner and I were riding a funeral escort, , , riding front motor, , ,he pulled out his bag of Red Man and put a chew in his mouth, , handed me the bag and said try it, , ,pulled out a piece about as big as the end of my little finger and put in in my mouth, , ,it did not take long before it was as big as a softball and had about 1/2 gallon of juice, , , , , Big Dummy swallowed a bit of it trying to talk to Gary, , , , GAGGGGAGGGAGGG, , , ,Gary asked me if i was OK, , ,shook my head no, , he told me to lean over and spit it out, , , , ,I did without noticing that we had slowed considerably and the funeral directors car was right on my tail, , , ,tobacco spit, , slobber, , ,and tobacco, , ,all up the front hood and windshield ,, , not a pretty sight, , ,

Well we got to the cemetery and rather than stand and salute, , ,I was behind my motor, puking my toenails up, , , ,

Kinda funny, , , we never got to run an escort for that funeral home any more, , ,hmmmmm:bobby:

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