SaltyDawg Posted September 1, 2008 Share #1 Posted September 1, 2008 Ok to set the stage. Krome Rose and myself were in Food Lion picking up some fat bombs when I went down an aisle with a young couple in it. It was obvious they were deeply in love, arm in arm snuggling. You get the picture. It was also obvious they just started living together by the following conversation. Ok now the young lady stops and says "I need to get some sugar for the coffee I bought today" To which the young man answers "But we don't have a coffee maker" Not to be put off, she responds with "I'm pretty sure you can make it in the microwave" I don't know if he just didn't want to hurt her feelings, or if he really didn't know himself, but he said, "I believe you might be right" I giggled to myself and walked on by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipshot Posted September 1, 2008 Share #2 Posted September 1, 2008 WHAT CAN YOU SAY, ? i wish that i could be that YOUNG and ignorant, again. just jt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redneck Posted September 1, 2008 Share #3 Posted September 1, 2008 WHAT CAN YOU SAY, ? i wish that i could be that YOUNG and ignorant, again. just jtYou will never be that young again but when it comes to scooters you have got the ignorant part down pat.:rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redneck Posted September 1, 2008 Share #4 Posted September 1, 2008 That reminds me of a young couple I heard once the wife wanted the husband to buy her something (don't remember what) and commented I cook for you I make you hot pockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidley Posted September 1, 2008 Share #5 Posted September 1, 2008 You will never be that young again but when it comes to scooters you have got the ignorant part down pat.:rotf: I just about pee'd myself when I read this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilot Posted September 1, 2008 Share #6 Posted September 1, 2008 Are you saying you can't make coffee in the micro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted September 1, 2008 Share #7 Posted September 1, 2008 Are you saying you can't make coffee in the micro? Thats what I wanted to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvrT Posted September 1, 2008 Share #8 Posted September 1, 2008 picking up some fat bombs awrite... guess I need some educating here.... enlighten me puhleeeze (coz my mind is coming up with all kinds of possibilities LOL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Posted September 1, 2008 Share #9 Posted September 1, 2008 I just about pee'd myself when I read this Sorry to hear of your problem Squidley, but incontinence is just another sign of getting OLD ! ! , at least that's what Redneck told me. :rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyDawg Posted September 1, 2008 Author Share #10 Posted September 1, 2008 awrite... guess I need some educating here.... enlighten me puhleeeze (coz my mind is coming up with all kinds of possibilities LOL) Junk Food!! Ahhhh I love it. I'm a Junk Food Junkie!!!! Little Debbies, HoHo's, Chips Ahoy cookies. The most important food group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidley Posted September 1, 2008 Share #11 Posted September 1, 2008 Sorry to hear of your problem Squidley, but incontinence is just another sign of getting OLD ! ! , at least that's what Redneck told me. :rotf: Well I am getting older by the minute Jim....but I wasn't expecting Mike to come up with that. Good thing it was an almost pee'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigJohnD Posted September 1, 2008 Share #12 Posted September 1, 2008 Giggled...you giggled...WTF...you been reading Oprah too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipshot Posted September 1, 2008 Share #13 Posted September 1, 2008 (edited) You will never be that young again but when it comes to scooters you have got the ignorant part down pat.:rotf: Mike! you don't know how true that statement is!!! lol i plead guilty to being "ignorant" about these REAL ventures. a "one eyed wino, with a big belly button", can work on 2nd gens, but you have to be INTELLIGENT, to work on a 1st gen. even SQUIDLEY gave up on one, and people say he's a pretty fair "wrencher"! lol thanks for making all of us smile , this morning! just jt:Avatars_Gee_George: Edited September 1, 2008 by hipshot spell check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyDawg Posted September 1, 2008 Author Share #14 Posted September 1, 2008 Giggled...you giggled...WTF...you been reading Oprah too? Whoa I didn't think I would have to do a testosterone check before posting. Wait hold on, let me check. Yep still got'em. Next time I'll send all my posts through you to edit them for me. Got a problem with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiteSquid Posted September 1, 2008 Share #15 Posted September 1, 2008 Microwave coffee is HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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