SilvrT Posted January 15, 2016 Share #1 Posted January 15, 2016 An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we can cut off a mans testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is out looking forwork". The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain and put it in another man and in 4 weeks, he's out looking for work. The Russian doctor says: "gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man and put in another mans chest and in 2 weeks he is out looking for work". The Canadian doctor laughs: "We beat you all. A few months ago, we took a woman with No Brains, No Heart and No Balls and made her Premier of Alberta. Now the whole Province is looking for work"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyinfool Posted January 15, 2016 Share #2 Posted January 15, 2016 OUCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry1963 Posted January 15, 2016 Share #3 Posted January 15, 2016 An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we can cut off a mans testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is out looking forwork". The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain and put it in another man and in 4 weeks, he's out looking for work. The Russian doctor says: "gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man and put in another mans chest and in 2 weeks he is out looking for work". The Canadian doctor laughs: "We beat you all. A few months ago, we took a woman with No Brains, No Heart and No Balls and made her Premier of Alberta. Now the whole Province is looking for work"! You all in the US laugh, this maybe us come November 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leftcoaster Posted January 15, 2016 Share #4 Posted January 15, 2016 You all in the US laugh, this maybe us come November 16 My early condolences if it comes to pass. Wouldn't wish that on anyone...if we're talking about the same scenario! :bang head: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zzyzx Posted January 18, 2016 Share #5 Posted January 18, 2016 An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we can cut off a mans testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is out looking forwork". The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain and put it in another man and in 4 weeks, he's out looking for work. The Russian doctor says: "gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man and put in another mans chest and in 2 weeks he is out looking for work". The Canadian doctor laughs: "We beat you all. A few months ago, we took a woman with No Brains, No Heart and No Balls and made her Premier of Alberta. Now the whole Province is looking for work"! Was her name Bruce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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