H2O Posted October 23, 2015 Share #1 Posted October 23, 2015 Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male..... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n. Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. AND; He said.... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said.... You wear pants don't you? He said..... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said..... Why are married women heavier than single women? She said..... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted October 23, 2015 Share #2 Posted October 23, 2015 How true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted October 24, 2015 Share #3 Posted October 24, 2015 Good one H2:dancefool:,, mind if we add to your list? Nanner's To me = part of my personality To Tip = something she makes bread out of Chair Person VIP in charge of a meeting Person waiting for dinner Grinder To me = shop tool To my daughter = a sandwich Hoodie To me = friend who lives in the hood To my son as little boy = the act of walking on the hood of my car, as in doing a hoodie.. To my son as teen = a sweatshirt with a hood Salty To me = how I like certain food To 17 year old adopted Grandson = How he feels if he is down Donut To me = crank the wheel and hit the gas Friend who is Chief of Police = definitely a food group Ticket To me = something I get from my Police Chief friend for showing him my version of a donut To Tip = something that makes her laugh if she see's me getting one Chopper To me = cool looking long motorcycle with a springer front-end To Tip = kitchen device that dices onions and makes no tears in process Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2O Posted October 24, 2015 Author Share #4 Posted October 24, 2015 Good one H2:dancefool:,, mind if we add to your list? Nanner's To me = part of my personality To Tip = something she makes bread out of Chair Person VIP in charge of a meeting Person waiting for dinner Grinder To me = shop tool To my daughter = a sandwich Hoodie To me = friend who lives in the hood To my son as little boy = the act of walking on the hood of my car, as in doing a hoodie.. To my son as teen = a sweatshirt with a hood Salty To me = how I like certain food To 17 year old adopted Grandson = How he feels if he is down Donut To me = crank the wheel and hit the gas Friend who is Chief of Police = definitely a food group Ticket To me = something I get from my Police Chief friend for showing him my version of a donut To Tip = something that makes her laugh if she see's me getting one Chopper To me = cool looking long motorcycle with a springer front-end To Tip = kitchen device that dices onions and makes no tears in process Good ones Cowpuc! Tag on, Tag on......just as long as we don't get in any trouble! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2O Posted October 25, 2015 Author Share #5 Posted October 25, 2015 "do-hickey" Most Folks = tagged unidentifiable Teenagers = to i.d. tag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted October 25, 2015 Share #6 Posted October 25, 2015 "Top Dog" "From a bunch of Folks" A bunch of different suggestions "1st Gen Owners" Just sit and smile............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted October 25, 2015 Share #7 Posted October 25, 2015 Dew Rag Real bikers = device to keep sweat from eyebrows Harley Davidson Corp. = way to make big $$'s non-real biker Cowpuc = what Tip does when I dont finish my honey "dew" list.. As in She Dew Rag!! Getting Down Little Puc = process of dodging flying tools when helping father work on his car Teenage Puc = Disco Dancing technique Middle aged Puc = the process of lowering the physical body to play with his kids Now adays Puc = an emotional state of mind as he realizes he can no longer do any of the three above! Piece of Cake Neighbors 6 year old son at his Birthday Party = something that can be swallowed whole Tip = something that she uses to make the house smell really nice in preparation for 6 year old's Birthday Party Puc = term used to describe how easy it is to watch both of the above Motorcycle Junk Yard My kids = boring place that Dad wont leave until they close Tip = any where I work on a motorcycle Me = heaven on earth Duck Hunt Me = act of killing ducks for dinner Son = another really fun video game from his childhood Spare Change My children = whats in daddies coat pocket at end of work day Me = what I forget to do after changing flat tire on kids cars. A crisis during next flat tire change resulting in needing the spare change my kids took for the spare change I forgot to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2O Posted October 25, 2015 Author Share #8 Posted October 25, 2015 "Rake" Cager................ Tool that makes blisters on your hands Biker.................Gettin' the front wheel out there Dang Cowpuc, you're good at this!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyinfool Posted October 25, 2015 Share #9 Posted October 25, 2015 Elevator Most people = device in buildings to move you between floors. Me = control surface on an aircraft for changing the pitch of the aircraft. Cowpuc Most people = a pile of nasty stuff in a dairy farm field. All of us here = That wacky, crazy, goofy, lop eared varmint we all love just the way he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted October 25, 2015 Share #10 Posted October 25, 2015 Awe,, thanks FlyinFool, right back at cha brother! Justin Proud parents of a new baby boy = a possible name for their pride and joy Used car salesmen = favorite answer to "how long has it been on your lot" Cowpuc = synonymous with Tweeking,, "I am tweeking my carbs" "I am justin my carbs" Tabletop Tip = place to keep so clean you can eat off it Cowpuc = favorite thing to jump motorcycle over on a Motocross track. Rush Conservative Radio listeners = familiar radio host Tip = something she has almost never been in. Cowpuc = feeling received from shooting a big buck, jumping over tabletop on MX track or riding Yamaha V-Max Sick Dog owners = a command they issue to their dog when not happy with Puc Tip = something that its ok for everyone else in our family to become but please Lord, not Tip!! Cowpuc = the definition of a really cool,, bad to the bone motorcycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2O Posted October 26, 2015 Author Share #11 Posted October 26, 2015 "Sissy Bar" Biker........................An accessory to keep the wife/girlfriend from sliding off the back of the bike Me..........................A place I'll probably never stop for a beer........(not that there's anything wrong with that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted October 26, 2015 Share #12 Posted October 26, 2015 Chaps British feller's = a group of friends Real Bikers = a piece of clothing they will own at least one pair of Cowpuc riding cross country with young daughter who is sticking her bottom lip out cause she is all tired and whiny about riding 16 hours the first day on the road = "if that thing "chaps" you are gonna really be sorry! Catwalk Tourist = a walkable bridge over a highway to access tourist trap on other side Neighbor hood feline = something their kind dont do if being chased by a Rottweiler Cowpuc = a term to describe the act of riding a wheelie on a motorcycle while dragging your feet on the ground.. Synonymous with cheating Header To children = act of smacking the head on something. Real young kids may call this a "bonk" House builder = 2 - 2x10's with 1/2 inch plywood sandwiched between them, cut to length to put over doors and windows College student writing a paper = title for and beginning of article Cowpuc = area of motorcycle not to lean against with bare leg after bike has been runner longer then 1 minute Shorts Electrician = something to blame all electrical problems on Person doing inventory = something if you discover to many of someone will be in trouble A Carpenter = pile of left over ends of 2x4's Cowpuc = favorite riding gear when touring the desert on Motorcycle Hot Wings Person in restaurant who likes hot food = yummy yum Group of chickens standing to close to a burning barrel = what they scream while running in circle Hockey players = what they hope the Detroit NHL team will be when they play the Canucks Cowpuc = more than one really maxed out Honda Gold Wing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2O Posted October 28, 2015 Author Share #13 Posted October 28, 2015 "Freak" Baby Boomers...................................Description of Hippie Teenagers......................................What dads do when they discuss their daughters new boyfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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