Cinderella Posted December 23, 2007 Share #1 Posted December 23, 2007 sorry Gene but who better to use.................... Twas two days before Christmas, when all through the site The usual creatures were stirring, some would give you a fright. The stockings were hung by the Ventures with care, In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there. The bikes were nestled all snug in their sheds, While visions of chrome danced in their heads. And mamma in her ‘leathers, and I in my skull cap, Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, sounded like a 1st Gen loseing all kinds of matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But Gene and his trailer and 8 cases of beer. He's a strange old driver, not too lively or quick, I knew in a moment it couldn't be St Nick. More rapid than eagles his 2nd Gen came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called the beers by name! "Now mickeys! now, Corona! now, coors and busch lite! On, heineken! On, Labatts! , on millers and bud lite! To the tip of my lips! lets have a ball! Now drink away! Drink away! Lets Drink em all!" As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky. So up to the drive way that leather beast flew, With the trailer full of beer, and of course Gene too. And then, in a twinkling, I heard a smalll knock and when i tried not to answer, he threw a rock. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, In the door Beer30 came with a bound. He was dressed all in leather, from his head to his foot, And his clothes were all tarnished with road dirt and soot. A bundle of pink leather he had flung on his back, And he looked like a gay man, just opening his pack. His eyes they were blood shot! his dimples how merry! His breathe was atrocious, his nose a drunk cherry! His rather big mouth was was slurring quite slow, And the grey in his hair was as white as the snow. The mouth of a bottle he held tight in his teeth, And the stench it encircled his head like a wreath. He had a broad face and a big round belly, and I cringed when he laughed, cause beer breath is smelly! He was chubby and plump, and looked like an elf, And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself! A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know this was a night to dread. He spoke many words, and ate all our food, finished all the beers, he really was rude. And sticking his finger inside of his nose, And giving a nod, off the chair he finally rose! He sprang to his bike, to his CB gave a whistle, And away he flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him laughing, ‘as my eyes started to tear, "Ho, Ho Ho, you got me instead of Santa this year!" :rotfl::rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidley Posted December 23, 2007 Share #2 Posted December 23, 2007 I like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eck Posted December 23, 2007 Share #3 Posted December 23, 2007 Suggestion only... I suggest we have a place in the VR menu for "VR Member created" poems.. This one is definately a keeper...... Very nice!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KitCarson Posted December 23, 2007 Share #4 Posted December 23, 2007 Beer: See what happens when you mess with the girls.......they outsmart you everytime!!:rotfl::rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Eagle Posted December 23, 2007 Share #5 Posted December 23, 2007 Great Job, Cindy. Have a Healthy and Merry Christmas to you and your family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thom Posted December 23, 2007 Share #6 Posted December 23, 2007 :thumbsup::thumbsup::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEER30 Posted December 23, 2007 Share #7 Posted December 23, 2007 Hey Cindy , get the facts straight . #1 ) I have no teeth . (The gals like the slobbering smooches better) #2) My beard isn't white ....It chewing tobacco stained . You know , a redneck's version of "Just for Men " Beard and Mustache dye . #3) The Beer Cart can hold more than just a mere 8 cases of BEER ! Must I repeat myself ! :rotf: #4) How can you mention "Pink" or "Hieneken" without also mentioning "StardBog and Muffinman in the same sentence ? That's not right at all ! Overall , I LOVE IT ! See ya next year , or even sooner ! Next , I'll be the Drunk Tooth Fairy . Visit Cindy as her teeth fall out ...or maybe sooner to pull them out !:rotf: LOVE IT ! Merry Christmas to all and to Cindy a Fright Night ! BEER30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEER30 Posted December 23, 2007 Share #8 Posted December 23, 2007 Beer: See what happens when you mess with the girls.......they outsmart you everytime!!:rotfl::rotfl: So ...they think :no-no-no::whistling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dray Posted December 23, 2007 Share #9 Posted December 23, 2007 Now that was worth the read:cool10: Merry christmas to all Dray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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