Flyinfool Posted April 2, 2011 Share #1 Posted April 2, 2011 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.' 'What's that mean?' asked the child. 'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.' The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.' Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.' The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?' (YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!! ! ) The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mini-muffin Posted April 2, 2011 Share #2 Posted April 2, 2011 :rotf::rotf::rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJoe Posted April 2, 2011 Share #3 Posted April 2, 2011 Excellent ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redneck Posted April 2, 2011 Share #4 Posted April 2, 2011 :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted April 2, 2011 Share #5 Posted April 2, 2011 Got choked on my coffee!!!:rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJoe Posted April 2, 2011 Share #6 Posted April 2, 2011 Was at the Washington zoo when my youngest daughter was 6. She happily said : Daddy Mommy LOOK! that bears giving another bear a Hug... We hurried up and got outta there... YIKES! Didn't wanna explain that yet:eek:! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragtop69gs Posted April 2, 2011 Share #7 Posted April 2, 2011 :Laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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