Flyinfool Posted February 9, 2011 Share #1 Posted February 9, 2011 A guy goes to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day." The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?" "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "The first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyR Posted February 9, 2011 Share #2 Posted February 9, 2011 A guy goes to apply for a job. "The first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that." But that's when all the important decisions are made.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvrT Posted February 9, 2011 Share #3 Posted February 9, 2011 That's when they're trying to get their brains working.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeZ06Allen Posted February 9, 2011 Share #4 Posted February 9, 2011 "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "The first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that." Here here; so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJoe Posted February 9, 2011 Share #5 Posted February 9, 2011 Excellent! But... when do they fit the internet in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubber Posted February 9, 2011 Share #6 Posted February 9, 2011 Laughed out loud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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