Hummingbird Posted February 2, 2011 Share #1 Posted February 2, 2011 A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks. I'm going to commit a suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?" So, she does. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aimhigh Posted February 2, 2011 Share #2 Posted February 2, 2011 Did NOT see that coming...thanks for the great start to my day! (Yes that is sarcasm!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRider Posted February 2, 2011 Share #3 Posted February 2, 2011 ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wes0778 Posted February 2, 2011 Share #4 Posted February 2, 2011 ....... :sign yeah that::sign yeah that: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted February 2, 2011 Share #5 Posted February 2, 2011 Which raises the standard question for the detectives investigating the death....was it suicide or Murder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted February 2, 2011 Share #6 Posted February 2, 2011 ....... (THROW) see above post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zooer Posted February 2, 2011 Share #7 Posted February 2, 2011 yuck and spit spit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chabicheka Posted February 2, 2011 Share #8 Posted February 2, 2011 so who jumped first? the harley rider or the guy dressed as a girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgn Posted February 2, 2011 Share #9 Posted February 2, 2011 A girl was riding in her Mustang when she sees a Harley rider about to jump off a bridge so she stops. "What are you doing?" she asks. I'm going to commit a suicide," he says. While she did not want to appear insensitive, she didn't want to miss an opportunity she asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?" So, he does. After he's finished, the girl says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a Harley rider......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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