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Subject: Boudin Sausage

 

 

 

(FYI - BOUDIN IS A SPICY PORK SAUSAGE)

 

EVERYONE IS IN A HURRY TO SCREAM 'RACISM' THESE DAYS!

 

BOUDREAUX ASKS A STORE CLERK, 'IN WHAT AISLE COULD I FIND THE

BOUDIN?'

 

THE CLERK LOOKS AT HIM AND SAYS, 'ARE YOU CAJUN?'

 

BOUDREAUX (CLEARLY OFFENDED) SAYS, 'WELL, YES I AM.

BUT LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

 

IF I HAD ASKED FOR ITALIAN SAUSAGE, WOULD YOU ASK ME IF I WAS

ITALIAN?

 

OR IF I HAD A ASKED FOR GERMAN BRATWURST,

WOULD YOU ASK ME IF I WAS GERMAN?

 

OR IF I ASKED FOR A KOSHER HOT DOG.

WOULD YOU ASK ME IF I WAS JEWISH?

 

OR IF I HAD ASKED FOR A TACO,

WOULD YOU ASK IF I WAS MEXICAN?'

 

IF I ASKED FOR SOME IRISH WHISKEY,

WOULD YOU ASK IF I WAS IRISH?'

 

THE CLERK SAYS, 'WELL, NO, I PROBABLY WOULDN'T!'

 

WITH DEEP SELF-RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION, BOUDREAUX SAYS,

'WELL THEN, WHY DID YOU ASK ME IF I'M CAJUN BECAUSE I ASKED FOR

BOUDIN?'

 

 

THE CLERK REPLIED, "BECAUSE YOU'RE IN HOME DEPOT!"

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