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Subject: Boudin Sausage (FYI - BOUDIN IS A SPICY PORK SAUSAGE) EVERYONE IS IN A HURRY TO SCREAM 'RACISM' THESE DAYS! BOUDREAUX ASKS A STORE CLERK, 'IN WHAT AISLE COULD I FIND THE BOUDIN?' THE CLERK LOOKS AT HIM AND SAYS, 'ARE YOU CAJUN?' BOUDREAUX (CLEARLY OFFENDED) SAYS, 'WELL, YES I AM. BUT LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. IF I HAD ASKED FOR ITALIAN SAUSAGE, WOULD YOU ASK ME IF I WAS ITALIAN? OR IF I HAD A ASKED FOR GERMAN BRATWURST, WOULD YOU ASK ME IF I WAS GERMAN? OR IF I ASKED FOR A KOSHER HOT DOG. WOULD YOU ASK ME IF I WAS JEWISH? OR IF I HAD ASKED FOR A TACO, WOULD YOU ASK IF I WAS MEXICAN?' IF I ASKED FOR SOME IRISH WHISKEY, WOULD YOU ASK IF I WAS IRISH?' THE CLERK SAYS, 'WELL, NO, I PROBABLY WOULDN'T!' WITH DEEP SELF-RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION, BOUDREAUX SAYS, 'WELL THEN, WHY DID YOU ASK ME IF I'M CAJUN BECAUSE I ASKED FOR BOUDIN?' THE CLERK REPLIED, "BECAUSE YOU'RE IN HOME DEPOT!"
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Did anyone else get the FREE grand slam breakfast at Denny's this morning? It was announced during the Super Bowl commercials. I was there at 6:00 am. 2 eggs over easy,pancakes,bacon,and sausage. All I had to pay for was the coffee and milk.
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Woke up hungry this morning craving my famous big breakfast. Take two biscuits split them, on one put a sausage patty on each half put some of my famous sausage gravy on; now lay 2 scrambled eggs on top. Put home style potatoes next to this pile and cover everything generously with more gravy. Butter and jam on the 2nd biscuit and yum happy tummy. Nap time now. Rod
