Yama Mama Posted November 28, 2008 Share #76 Posted November 28, 2008 (edited) Her face is like 12 miles of bad road. Beauty is only skin deep; but ugly is clear to the bone, I have hung a weeks worth of wash on a shorter line than that. She was so fat, when she sat around the house.......she sat around the house. That's all I can think of now. Where is Rodney Dangerfield when you need him? Yama Mama:hurts: Edited November 28, 2008 by Yama Mama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brake Pad Posted November 28, 2008 Share #77 Posted November 28, 2008 She's a carpenders dream, Flat as a board and easy to screw (watching a lady walk) I wish I had a swing like that in my back yard, I wouldn't let any of my freinds come over to play do you know what would look good on Her?... Me:thumbsup2: I haven't seen a spread like that since the kentucky derby:big-grin-emoticon: If bullS**t was music, You'd have a Brass Band Scuba Diving is like a new marrage, always get to go down & get plenty of Bottom time:scubadive: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Posted November 28, 2008 Share #78 Posted November 28, 2008 Slimier than a snot covered doorknob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uturn Posted November 29, 2008 Share #79 Posted November 29, 2008 The ONE I always use is: Trust Me! We're not on a date. MIKE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvrT Posted November 29, 2008 Share #80 Posted November 29, 2008 my wife came up with this one last night... I certainly have a lot of blockhead in me ... I'm one generation removed! (and she was dead serious!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celt Posted November 29, 2008 Share #81 Posted November 29, 2008 these come to mind when dealing with management/foremen at my work . Couldnt manage a hardon in a whore house. couldnt organise a piss up in a brewery and being unable to make a decision- up and down like a whores knickers .and in relation to my bad back of late- hunched over like a bulldog f**king a football. funny how mine are all work related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipshot Posted November 29, 2008 Share #82 Posted November 29, 2008 Her face is like 12 miles of bad road. Beauty is only skin deep; but ugly is clear to the bone, I have hung a weeks worth of wash on a shorter line than that. She was so fat, when she sat around the house.......she sat around the house. That's all I can think of now. Where is Rodney Dangerfield when you need him? Yama Mama:hurts: HERE's one for ya , kid. "She's so ugly, she's make a freight train, take a dirt road"! just jt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stvmaier Posted November 29, 2008 Share #83 Posted November 29, 2008 She's got a "Butter-face".....Her body's smokin, "butter-face"....that's a different story!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg_in_london Posted November 29, 2008 Share #84 Posted November 29, 2008 My mother-in-law is so frigid that when she opens her mouth a light comes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Posted November 30, 2008 Share #85 Posted November 30, 2008 The IQ of a dead vegetable and the personality of a snot covered doorknob. Mouth breathing knuckle dragger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcsSparks Posted November 30, 2008 Share #86 Posted November 30, 2008 My fav: You could blow is his brains up 10 times & stick them up a gnats butt and it'd be like a BB bounsing around in a box car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuanMoTyme Posted November 30, 2008 Share #87 Posted November 30, 2008 (edited) She's got butter face - everything looks good but her face. Life is like a sh*t sandwich - more bread you got, less sh*t you eat. If guns kill people - then pens cause spelling errors. Well, even a blind squirrel will find an acorn every now and then. Yep, real bright - takes um an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes. If brains were sh*t - you couldn't raise a stink. If brains were dynamite - you couldn't blow your nose. Edited November 30, 2008 by JuanMoTyme Oh yeah - two more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEER30 Posted November 30, 2008 Share #88 Posted November 30, 2008 Busier than a one legged , flea infested dog . I'm not as dumb as you look . I hate to tell ya , your parents are guilty of the most serious sin...... having you . If frogs had wings , they wouldn't bump their azz when they hop . Balls , cried the Queen ! If I had 2 , I would be King ! Pardon him , he rides a 1st gen . BEEER30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvrT Posted December 1, 2008 Share #89 Posted December 1, 2008 ...and the one I use most often... " I'm not your average dummy " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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