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mrsteve

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  1. All I can think of is WOW! I thought seeing the concrete of interstate 15 up close and personal at 70 miles an hour was something but your story tops mine by a long shot. I recovered sooner than the doctors thought possible, I hope you do the same. Thank you for sharing your story.
  2. That Russian girl showed up with some Siberian bucksnort and an Aleutian rock eared snaglewassur, tenderized of course, and said in her best hillbilly accent "If'n y'all er hungry Ah cud whip up a mess 'o stew withn these here varmits". Ellie may said "Shucks, I'll go en git the carrots 'n turnip greens cuz I ain't had stew like that in a coons age!" That's when Ms. Hathaway said
  3. She wants to "date" him, but he is so old (think dinosaur) she would have to carbon date him
  4. Harbor Freights Chinese exporter seems to have many products with unavailable replacement parts, try getting the latches for their tag a long trailer. I was told by two stores that they are not available.
  5. git his self sum 'o that possum eats afor its all et up. Just then
  6. destined to be stuck in this sitcom with Mr. Drysdale and Miss Hathaway for all eternity? To which Aunt Pearl said
  7. Ellie May says she will do the cookin' cuz "Grannys too tard to help after all tha corn squeezins she dun drank". Jethro sez he kin git the possum reel eezy over by the see-ment pond cuz he seen it a drinkin thar this mornin'. Pa just shook his head an sed
  8. wishing we had brought something good to eat like rib eye steak, cookies, popcorn, beer, and of course..... potatoes squeezed into some tasty Russian vodka. Maybe even some
  9. dependent on the "other" white powder. Now all of his friends think he always has a cold because of hid incessant sniffing. So.....
  10. dependent on the "other" white powder. Now all of his friends think he always has a cold because of hid incessant sniffing. So.....
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