Edbo Posted January 13, 2016 Share #1 Posted January 13, 2016 Well, last week I had to go to the doc's for a semi-annual check-up. Doc Bloodstain is a great guy, but somewhat lacking in patient sensitivity. They finally called me back and I met doc in the hallway. His trademark cigar stub was rooted firmly in the corner of his mouth and he reminded me of Edward G. Robinson wearing a "Hawkeye" M.A.S.H. outfit. Says doc, "Go into that exam room over there and take off all your clothes. My new assistant here, Ivan, is going to give you a prostate exam. Then I'm going to give you a flu shot, then a pneumonia shot and then a shingles shot. After that, I'm going to stick you in the arm with a needle and drain out your blood for your lab work. But first, let's check your blood pressure. Hmmmm! It seems a bit high." Says I, "Gee, doc, I can't imagine what would cause that?!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueSky Posted January 13, 2016 Share #2 Posted January 13, 2016 My annual physical is scheduled for Jan 25. The PA who examined me last year pursued other employment and I found out yesterday that my appt is with a lady doctor. We'll see how that goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyinfool Posted January 13, 2016 Share #3 Posted January 13, 2016 Most lady docs at least have slender fingers............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueSky Posted January 13, 2016 Share #4 Posted January 13, 2016 There are so many huge Americans now that you never know about that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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