Elton John's advice on oven operation

[Dragonslayer]

http://www.wimp.com/eltonjohn/

[Huggy]

I think you have too much free time on your hands!!!! You need a project bike to work on!!!

[Dragonslayer]

I think you have too much free time on your hands!!!! You need a project bike to work on!!!

You may be right. The nature of my job is responsive so while I'm waiting for the phone to ring I have a lot of time on my hands to surf the internet. The problem is that I've got things running so smoothly the phone doesn't ring much.

[bongobobny]

The bloody phone isn't ringing because you went ahead and unplugged it...

[Huggy]

Don't ring much because it been disconnected by the PHONE COMPANY!!!!!!

[Dragonslayer]

Don't ring much because it been disconnected by the PHONE COMPANY!!!!!!

It's not that,....The phone works I even call it sometimes from my cell phone to make sure it rings.

 

It's because a well oiled machine doesn't squeak.

[bongobobny]

Are you sure they aren't secretly bypassing you???

 

Be afraid, be VERY afraid!!!

[cowpuc]

It's not that,....The phone works I even call it sometimes from my cell phone to make sure it rings.

 

It's because a well oiled machine doesn't squeak.

 

I would say you got the job above all jobs,, get paid for calling yourself :rotf:

I applied for that job too Bob but they wouldnt hire me,, they were afraid I would spend to much time talking to myself on the phone :rotf:

[Dragonslayer]

I would say you got the job above all jobs,, get paid for calling yourself :rotf:

I applied for that job too Bob but they wouldnt hire me,, they were afraid I would spend to much time talking to myself on the phone/Internet :rotf:

Yea that's my problem.

 

As long as I appear to be starring intently at the computer screen and busily typing as well as, walking fast and looking worried when I go to the bathroom.... No one messes with me.

[Huggy]

I found that as long as you carry some papers and look like you are a man on a mission you will never have to do any real work for the man!!!

[Dragonslayer]

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