Its tough to be getting old.....

[Flyinfool]

There was a bit of confusion at the supermarket this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said,

"Strip down facing me.".

 

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about

Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had

instructed.

 

When the hysterical shrieking and security alarms finally

subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit

card.

 

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future...

[Black Owl]

 

[BradT]

:rotfl:

 

 

 

Mr. Owl I am sure you were hoping you would be asked the same thing.

 

 

Brad

[playboy]

Yeah I'm still young enough they don't scream It's got to be tough on your ego.:rotf::rotf::rotf: