DragonRider Posted March 16, 2012 Share #1 Posted March 16, 2012 HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads ...... Bubba, Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. Cooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radian Posted March 16, 2012 Share #2 Posted March 16, 2012 Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted March 16, 2012 Share #3 Posted March 16, 2012 Was Cooter a Republican???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonRider Posted March 16, 2012 Author Share #4 Posted March 16, 2012 Cooter was a librarian ..................:rotfl: Was Cooter a Republican???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dano Posted March 17, 2012 Share #5 Posted March 17, 2012 Or just have a 1-1/2 old German Shepard who's already 75+ lbs and a 5 year old Pit Bull/mix (Great spirit, no attitude!) running around in your yard who protect it better than you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Haywood Posted March 17, 2012 Share #6 Posted March 17, 2012 I thought Cooter drove a tow truck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin-vic-b.c. Posted March 17, 2012 Share #7 Posted March 17, 2012 As funny as it sounds.... after my father passed away over 20 years ago one of my older brothers moved back home as he was single to help keep mom company. He often left his boots on the porch. Moms friends would come over for a visit the old gals noticed the boots often and would say to mom, don't let him throw the old boots away, they wanted them for their porches. The only time mom ever felt the house had been opened when she was not home she found nothing missing..... My brother had left his local auxiliary police uniform hanging in the front hallway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
09RSTD Posted March 17, 2012 Share #8 Posted March 17, 2012 Wow that made me laugh real good! Thanks I needed a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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