The Power of a Phone Call

[SilvrT]

A dog lover, whose female dog was in heat, agreed to look after her neighbors' male dog

 

while they were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep them

 

apart.

 

 

 

As she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling and moaning. She rushed downstairs

 

to find the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently

 

happens when dogs mate.

 

 

She was unable to separate them and panicked about what to do. Although it was about 11:00 pm,

 

she called her vet. After a long time, he answered in a grumpy voice. She explained the problem.

 

 

 

The vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs I'll call you back and the

 

noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he'll be able to withdraw."

 

"Do you really think that will work?" she asked.

 

"It just worked for me," he said and hung up.

[Yammer Dan]

I KNOW that one works!!

[SilvrT]

I KNOW that one works!!

 

uhhh... so you tried it on the dogs did you ?

[wrenchrob]

doggonit thats funny

[Yammer Dan]

uhhh... so you tried it on the dogs did you ?

 

 

Don't have a dog but that was funny!!!:rotfl:

[Marcarl]

So what happens if you only have a cell phone and it's set to vibrate?

[Stache]

So what happens if you only have a cell phone and it's set to vibrate?

 

Depends on where you place it. Probably wouldn't do the male dog any good, but ....