Sleeperhawks Mechanic Posted August 8, 2011 Share #1 Posted August 8, 2011 Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue! Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. Never buy a car you can't push. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. (well, I don’t know about this one!) Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. The second mouse gets the cheese. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once. We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. (I love our detours in the country!) Have an awesome day and know that someone thought about you today. It was me, your friend! Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate! :cool10: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonRider Posted August 8, 2011 Share #2 Posted August 8, 2011 Bobbie if you are so wise, why did you marry George.........:rotfl:...........:stickpoke:Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyR Posted August 8, 2011 Share #3 Posted August 8, 2011 you forgot The way to keep a man happy is with pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonslayer Posted August 8, 2011 Share #4 Posted August 8, 2011 Sometimes your the bug sometimes you are the windsheild Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeperhawks Mechanic Posted August 8, 2011 Author Share #5 Posted August 8, 2011 Bobbie if you are so wise, why did you marry George.........:rotfl:...........:stickpoke:Z Because I am so wise is why I married George!!! :cool10: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeperhawks Mechanic Posted August 8, 2011 Author Share #6 Posted August 8, 2011 you forgot The way to keep a man happy is with pie. Humm, I better start baking! I have been slack lately on pies for George! Wanna keep him happy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeperhawks Mechanic Posted August 8, 2011 Author Share #7 Posted August 8, 2011 Sometimes your the bug sometimes you are the windsheild Sometimes neither one is a good choice!! :rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eck Posted August 8, 2011 Share #8 Posted August 8, 2011 Sometimes your the Dog........sometimes your the hydrant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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