dingy Posted February 14, 2011 Posted February 14, 2011 The North Dakota Department of Labor claimed a small Bismarck farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate. Department of Labor employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them. Farmer: Well, there's my farm hand that’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally. Department of Labor employee: That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally challenged one. Farmer: That would be me.
Marcarl Posted February 14, 2011 Posted February 14, 2011 Same goes for anybody running their own business, yep, and I wouldn't trade the work, the bourbon or the other part for anything else,,,,, just wish I could remember what the other thing was.
mini-muffin Posted February 15, 2011 Posted February 15, 2011 Well if ya ask someone they may explain the other to you. That's just a maybe depends on who ya ask. :whistling:Cause some others may not know either. :crackup: Margaret
Marcarl Posted February 15, 2011 Posted February 15, 2011 Well if ya ask someone they may explain the other to you. That's just a maybe depends on who ya ask. :whistling:Cause some others may not know either. :crackup: Margaret Ya! not much sense in asking you then, is there?
Yammer Dan Posted February 15, 2011 Posted February 15, 2011 Ya! not much sense in asking you then, is there? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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