dingy Posted February 14, 2011 Share #1 Posted February 14, 2011 The North Dakota Department of Labor claimed a small Bismarck farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate. Department of Labor employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them. Farmer: Well, there's my farm hand that’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally. Department of Labor employee: That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally challenged one. Farmer: That would be me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1 Canuck Posted February 14, 2011 Share #2 Posted February 14, 2011 LOL! I never saw that one coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted February 14, 2011 Share #3 Posted February 14, 2011 Same goes for anybody running their own business, yep, and I wouldn't trade the work, the bourbon or the other part for anything else,,,,, just wish I could remember what the other thing was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mini-muffin Posted February 15, 2011 Share #4 Posted February 15, 2011 Well if ya ask someone they may explain the other to you. That's just a maybe depends on who ya ask. :whistling:Cause some others may not know either. :crackup: Margaret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aimhigh Posted February 15, 2011 Share #5 Posted February 15, 2011 And RIGHT ON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted February 15, 2011 Share #6 Posted February 15, 2011 Well if ya ask someone they may explain the other to you. That's just a maybe depends on who ya ask. :whistling:Cause some others may not know either. :crackup: Margaret Ya! not much sense in asking you then, is there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted February 15, 2011 Share #7 Posted February 15, 2011 Ya! not much sense in asking you then, is there? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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