KarlS Posted February 4, 2011 Share #1 Posted February 4, 2011 An 86-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his test results come back normal. The doctor says, "Gary everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" Gary replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof* the light goes off." "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls Gary's wife. "Marianne, he says, Gary is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof * the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof* the light goes off?" "OH MY GOSH!" Marianne exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kregerdoodle Posted February 4, 2011 Share #2 Posted February 4, 2011 :rotfl: An 86-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his test results come back normal. The doctor says, "Gary everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" Gary replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof* the light goes off." "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls Gary's wife. "Marianne, he says, Gary is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof * the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof* the light goes off?" "OH MY GOSH!" Marianne exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Owl Posted February 4, 2011 Share #3 Posted February 4, 2011 WOW... I had no idea that Whoop was that old. :stirthepot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mini-muffin Posted February 4, 2011 Share #4 Posted February 4, 2011 :crackup::crackup::crackup::crackup::crackup::crackup::crackup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted February 4, 2011 Share #5 Posted February 4, 2011 Does the light stay on when the door is closed??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zooer Posted February 5, 2011 Share #6 Posted February 5, 2011 Does the light stay on when the door is closed??? That depends on whether your inside or out. Test it out and let me know if I'm right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted February 5, 2011 Share #7 Posted February 5, 2011 HEY!! Its COLD in there!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddlebum Posted February 6, 2011 Share #8 Posted February 6, 2011 HEY!! Its COLD in there!!!never mind that----did the light go out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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