Sailor Posted July 17, 2010 Share #1 Posted July 17, 2010 The darn Bambi's are getting downright pushy. Yesterday Janet came home and one was lying down in her carport. It was nice and comfy and refused to move. I went out and explained that the weekend before we had BBQed one of his mates. He was not impressed. When I turned around I saw another one curled up in my carport next to the Merc. Have to get out the apple and the hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Posted July 17, 2010 Share #2 Posted July 17, 2010 Hey, "delivery" is better than takeout anyday. Saves gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
painterman67 Posted July 18, 2010 Share #3 Posted July 18, 2010 If you werent so far away i'd drive over and show you how to handle that problem redneck style. First load pistol and then close garage door. Second call the neighbors and tell them to ignore the bigbang theory and the rest is not needed to be explained. David Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvrT Posted July 18, 2010 Share #4 Posted July 18, 2010 Where Bambi goes.... nuthin grows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Posted July 18, 2010 Author Share #5 Posted July 18, 2010 Hold out apple, when deer reaches for it, whack him on the head with the hammer. Quiet and cheap. Saltspring style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N3FOL Posted July 18, 2010 Share #6 Posted July 18, 2010 :stickinouttounge:I was just thinking if one has access to a tranquilizer dart gun. That would be my choice of attack then party at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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