Bubber Posted June 14, 2010 Share #1 Posted June 14, 2010 Probably been posted before, but what the heck, I liked it! I am guessing it ain't to political for anybody but as long one reads it that OK. God Bless America and Canada and any other free nation that fights for it's freedom. If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!! A Canadian soldier was attending some college courses between duty tours. He had completed several missions in Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 min.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Soldier got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Soldier and asked, 'What in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?' The Soldier calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today protecting Canada's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.' The classroom erupted in cheers! BUBBER PS NEVER EVER PISS OFF the ONE that matter most! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoomerCPO Posted June 14, 2010 Share #2 Posted June 14, 2010 When I was in-Country in Hell many years ago we did many Special Ops Missions with the Canadians.....they earned my/our complete respect and trust. A tough breed for sure!! Boomer....who has many good memories of those fine men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyRich Posted June 14, 2010 Share #3 Posted June 14, 2010 This has been modified many times. First time I saw it was US Marine from Desert Storm. That's what happens when you tempt Him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigatcsi Posted June 14, 2010 Share #4 Posted June 14, 2010 I always thought Canadians were our 'kissin cousins' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoomerCPO Posted June 14, 2010 Share #5 Posted June 14, 2010 I always thought Canadians were our 'kissin cousins' Just the female ones.....for me anyway. For those of questionable gender I'd just as soon not think about. Boomer....who wuz raised to swing in only one direction....and that alone gets me into enuff trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naugh-T Posted June 14, 2010 Share #6 Posted June 14, 2010 We are known for our :bighug:as well, just ask Squid Naugh-T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoomerCPO Posted June 14, 2010 Share #7 Posted June 14, 2010 We are known for our :bighug:as well, just ask Squid Naugh-T I'll vouch for that as well !!! Boomer.....who sez even the crazy one's can give ya a warm fuzzy feelin.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted June 14, 2010 Share #8 Posted June 14, 2010 I'll vouch for that as well !!! Boomer.....who sez even the crazy one's can give ya a warm fuzzy feelin.... Well thanks, I resemble that remark!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoomerCPO Posted June 14, 2010 Share #9 Posted June 14, 2010 Does anybody remember the topic of this thread? Boomer....who's backing outta this while he can still walk..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubber Posted June 14, 2010 Author Share #10 Posted June 14, 2010 Does anybody remember the topic of this thread? Boomer....who's backing outta this while he can still walk..... IT SURE THE HECK wasn't hugging and kissing your Canadian buddies. LOL :stickinouttounge: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naugh-T Posted June 15, 2010 Share #11 Posted June 15, 2010 Gee Bubber if you havent been :bighug:by a canadian you sure are missing something Naugh-T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigatcsi Posted June 15, 2010 Share #12 Posted June 15, 2010 Remember, when ever you kiss a cousin, you are always supposed to pat them on the backside too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted June 15, 2010 Share #13 Posted June 15, 2010 A finer fighting force would be hard to find!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubber Posted June 15, 2010 Author Share #14 Posted June 15, 2010 Remember, when ever you kiss a cousin, you are always supposed to pat them on the backside too. Is that a Nebraska custom or are you letting family secrets out of the bag? LOL :yikes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoomerCPO Posted June 15, 2010 Share #15 Posted June 15, 2010 Remember, when ever you kiss a cousin, you are always supposed to pat them on the backside too. If you ever meet Naught-T you'd think twice about doing dat..... Boomer.....who sez some posteriors are better off not being groped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubber Posted June 15, 2010 Author Share #16 Posted June 15, 2010 If you ever meet Naught-T you'd think twice about doing dat..... Boomer.....who sez some posteriors are better off not being groped. I'll take the word from someone with experience in that area! :yikes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naugh-T Posted June 16, 2010 Share #17 Posted June 16, 2010 :big-grin-emoticon: Naugh-T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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