body facts

[Grandpagak]

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

 

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men who read this are probably still busy ch ecking their thumbs.

[AlbertaClipper]

So what does that say about someone who is all thumbs:thumbsup:

[Grandpagak]

lol...:rotfl::rotfl:

[Aussie Annie]

And ladies who aren't married will forever check the length of their prospective boyfriends' thumbs ???? the mind boggles !!!

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[autopilot]

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

(Yeah, and about half that long to go straight to your Butt)

 

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

(I sleep on my head most of the time, so it's obvious a hair can support much more than that)

 

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

(That's not funny)

 

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

(OK)

 

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

(Well, they are trying to stay ahead of thumbs over there!)

 

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

(obviously haven't seen MY feet)

 

Women blink twice as often as men.

(Nancy Pelosi blinks 4 times more often than women)

 

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

(I discussed this with the mirror.....wiseguy said it closer to 3 or maybe 4! No I don't want to talk about it)

 

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

(so why am I supposed to exercise?) (I use 300 muscles holding my head up)

 

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

(there has to be something really wrong with that.....)

 

Women reading this will be finished now.

(I figure you lost them about item 1)

 

Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

(Man, that is just wrong on so many levels)

[Grandpagak]

you must be one of the exceptions.. (i hope) lol

[mraf]

Mine is so big the town made a statue out of it.:rotfl:

[autopilot]

What the heck is that? A monument to hitchhiking??????? More important....what on earth would possess them to make a statue of it????

 

Every day's a winner....I am constantly amazed.

 

 

 

Grandpagak......Just a little fun with powertools.

Edited April 21, 2009 by autopilot