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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.
He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
..........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
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Why should we pay $$ for Iron Butt , We can give recognition on this site, we should have our own ..
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Yes , I have with my old venture Hot dog and beans with aluminum foil
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I dont blame this member not to be identify for Running out of Gas on Hwy 144 going to Timmins Between Sudbury and Timmins actually one good brand of Gas
I got a call 5am someone needed gas several apologize for waking me up, they were on a time schedule heading to Cochrane
Im alone here with the FJR, I cant bring a 5 gallon Gas can made a few calls and got a 10 litre gas tank
Bungy cords and Duck tape to secure the container
Anyway got there, seeing the couples face with smiles...Apparently this has happen several times with them
What pisses me off I dont mind doing this what I dont like presistant in giving me $100 for my troubles Than I said give $35,00 fot the tankfull of gas
Anyways we both went our separate ways
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VERY VERY WELL SAID, AND TRUE, I TYPED BIG SO YOU CAN SEE CHARLIE
NAUGH-T
I had to use the magnifying glasses
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*CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE....1930's 1940's, 50's, 60's and early 70's !
First, we survived being born to mothers who drank while they carried us
and lived in houses made of asbestos.
They took aspirin, ate blue
cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, tuna from a
can, and didn't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer
Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured
lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and
when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention,
the risks we took hitchhiking.
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle...
Take away food was limited to fish and chips, no pizza shops, McDonalds , KFC, Subway or Nandos.
Even though all the shops closed at 6.00pm and didn't open on the
weekends, somehow we didn't starve to death!
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE
actually died from this.
We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner store
and buy Toffees, Gobstoppers, Bubble Gum and some bangers to blow up
frogs with.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soft
drinks with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because.....
WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!!
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were
back when the streetlights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of old prams and then
ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. We built tree
houses and dens and played in river beds with matchbox cars.
We did not have Playstations, Nintendo Wii , X-boxes, no video games at
all, no 999 channels on SKY ,
no video/dvd films,
no mobile phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat
rooms..........
WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!
We fell out of trees, got cut, grazed from our go-kart incidents, broke
bones and teeth and there were no
Lawsuits from these accidents.
Only girls had pierced ears!.. Anywhere else labelled you odd or kinky!
We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in
us forever.
You could only buy Easter Eggs and Hot Cross Buns at Easter time...
Christmas decorations only appeared in December... Like they should!
We were given air guns and catapults for our 10th birthdays, yet the
threat of a whack from our parents kept us in check.
We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or
rang the bell, or just yelled for them! (Dad-Cabs didn't exist).
Mum didn't have to go to work to help dad make ends meet!
RUGBY and CRICKET had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who
didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! Getting
into the team was based on MERIT
Our teachers used to spank us with canes and gym shoes, or throw heavy
blackboard rubbers at us if we weren't listening in class and
bully's*//**/always /*ruled the playground at school.
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of.
They actually sided with the law and gave you a whack so you didn't
forget!
Our parents didn't invent stupid names for their kids like 'Kiora' and
'Blade' and 'Ridge' and 'Vanilla.'
'Porsche' and 'Mercedes' were car names!
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO
DEAL WITH IT ALL ! (without a shrink!)
And YOU are one of them!
*CONGRATULATIONS!*
You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow
up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives
for our own good.
And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how
brave their parents were.
PS -The big type is because your eyes are not too good at your age anymore
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Honey!!! Where are The Batteries:rotfl:
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Congrads!!!!! You Both.......By the way, Brad, Knowing you as I do.... Charismatic MAN....:rotfl:
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Four Paws is taking me out for supper and Its Four Paws's 26 th Birthday so Im taking her out to Diary Queen
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And for supper we had Fillet Walleye soaked in with Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor battered with Darryl Cronzy's Fish Battered
Onions were Carmelized with Roasted Garlic and Red Pepper with a side order of Lemon dill Cream
Evan supplied a fine bottle of white wine
For Dessert I gave each a CoHana Cuban Cigar
HOW SWEET IT IS TO BE A NORTHERNER
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WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt'!
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living
with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
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Looks great, Charlie - what kind of "rag" are you using in that "after" picture???
Rag was a plain Dish cloth
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Before and After pictures:clap2:
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FLITZ I am told works very well also.
NOT!!
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Don't he look good :)
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Brakes and Tire Pressure a must!!!
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Annie said "MOOOOOOOSE!"
Mooose !!!
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Check out these photos...Caption???
Finally!!!!!....... a Cushy Porty Potty
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I just won this on ebay!!!! OH OH
in Watering Hole
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