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....You retire from the Police Force Yet
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Boy!! Do I have a few words to say about my so called Friends on this site .Geez when I was on this entire I was So called FAMILY
When I dissappeared NOT ONE OF you Contacted me Yah RIGHT hehehehe.... Who contacts me Dray of all folks I just met him Once .....Than Trucker Dan contact me.....and than Saddle Bum ....And ONE closest Friend and a Long member Brad T...contact me dont give me the excuse I didnt have the telephone Number or my e-mail address.....
Oh MR. FREEBIRD Re: the video I wont piss you off,,, You folks down south have differernt aditudes than what we think up here, I consulted my friends up here including a Priest which both were not offence Okay One may have be political Anyway it has past.
Oh I joined the site because I have been contacted... THAT the Forum is "BORING" I guess I can start stir:stirthepot: starting with this
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I received this info and thought it important enough to share with everyone.
Thought this was good info from the Gov't of Canada ...if you have a cell phone.
REMEMBER: Cell Phone Numbers Go Public this month.
REMINDER..... all cell phone numbers are being released to
telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sales calls.
.... YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS!!
To prevent this, go to the following web-site for Canadian Telephone Numbers:
It is the National DO NOT CALL list It will only take a minute of your
time.. It blocks your number for five (5) years.
HELP OTHERS BY PASSING THIS ON .. It takes about 20 seconds.
If you do not have a cell phone, send this email to your friends and
family who have a cell and may not know about this recent event.
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Thank you for all the best wishes Im still hanging on in the 50's:dancefool:
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Chit little buddy! you still look good for 93 Happy Birthday!!!
now lets see them fish you must have ice by now:thumbsup2:
Dray
Right now I do feel like 93,
Too much food, too much I need a Fork lift to get me around -
Four Worms in Church
http://ca.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3205%5fAIsIw0MAAI97Tr2TAA5oFGF5v3k&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good, clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol ... Dead.
http://ca.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3205%5fAIsIw0MAAI97Tr2TAA5oFGF5v3k&pid=3&fid=Inbox&inline=1
The second worm in cigarette smoke ... Dead.
http://ca.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3205%5fAIsIw0MAAI97Tr2TAA5oFGF5v3k&pid=4&fid=Inbox&inline=1
The third worm in chocolate syrup ... Dead.
http://ca.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3205%5fAIsIw0MAAI97Tr2TAA5oFGF5v3k&pid=5&fid=Inbox&inline=1
The fourth worm in good, clean soil ... Alive .
So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine was sitting in the back and quickly raised her hand and said,
http://ca.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3205%5fAIsIw0MAAI97Tr2TAA5oFGF5v3k&pid=6&fid=Inbox&inline=1
"As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service !!
Today is International Disturbed People's Day.
Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend ...
Just as I have done.
http://ca.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3205%5fAIsIw0MAAI97Tr2TAA5oFGF5v3k&pid=7&fid=Inbox&inline=1
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THIS WILL DRIVE YOU CRACKERS !
Go to the site, then click on the start button. A group of numerals from 1 to 33 will appear in red boxes. You don't need to click on the numbers, just move your cursor over them in order from 1 to 33 and as you correctly do so that numeral will disappear. See how fast you can get the task completed. This is a good practice to keep your brain sharp and your eye hand co-ordination crisp, or ...................................................... it could drive you mad!
Enjoy!! HA!
Note: REMEMBER, you don't have to "click" the mouse
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Now I'm up in the middle of the night Charlie. Where are you???
Im here reading posts:dancefool:
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Soldier
A soldier stood glancing at the dead
He felt so pensive, and bowled his head
Blood and gore painted the ground
Tall men stood in melancholy, and made no sound
Trying to stand brave, he wiped his tear
A Canadian soldier must be strong, and show no fear
A glorious victory but many soldiers lying sore
May they rest in peace, for them there is no more war
With his hand on his heart he turned to leave
And whipped the rain from his skin with his sleeve
He was contend, him and his country were free
That’s when he thought, when will the next war be?
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It's 2:12 am and no is One here
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One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport
We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us.
My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us.
My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really friendly.
So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!'
This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call,
'The Law of the Garbage Truck.'
He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment.
As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally.
Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.
The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day.
Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.
So ... Love the people who treat you right.
Pray for the ones who don't.
Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!
Have a garbage-free day!
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I hope only 11 kids show up because I ate the chocolates and chips over the weekend
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Let me guess.......youre single arent ya Charlie?
Brian
Yes and Its true after a case of
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This Is Alarming
http://ca.f1100.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f23183%5fAIIIw0MAAEkUTq3BowycC3AvYo4&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1http://ca.f1100.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f23183%5fAIIIw0MAAEkUTq3BowycC3AvYo4&pid=3&fid=Inbox&inline=1Beer contains female hormones!
Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
http://ca.f1100.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f23183%5fAIIIw0MAAEkUTq3BowycC3AvYo4&pid=4&fid=Inbox&inline=1
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.
http://ca.f1100.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f23183%5fAIIIw0MAAEkUTq3BowycC3AvYo4&pid=5&fid=Inbox&inline=1
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!!
Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!
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Canadians & Americans
Hey, we can make a difference if we try.
How is it possible to ship food from China cheaper -- than having it produced in Canada
or at least the U.S.?
FOR EXAMPLE THE "OUR FAMILY" BRAND OF THE MANDARIN ORANGES SAYS RIGHT
ON THE CAN FROM CHINA .. SO FOR A FEW MORE CENTS I BOUGHT THE LIBERTY GOLD
BRAND OR THE DOLE IS FROM CAL ..
ALL "HIGH LINER" AND MOST OTHER FROZEN FISH PRODUCTS COME FROM CHINA OR
INDONESIA . THE PACKAGE MAY SAY "PACIFIC SALMON" ON THE FRONT, BUT LOOK FOR
THE SMALL PRINT. MOST OF THESE PRODUCTS COME FROM FISH FARMS IN THE ORIENT
AND THERE ARE NO REGULATIONS ON WHAT IS FED TO THESE FISH.
ALSO WATCH FOR PICKLES. A LOT OF THE NO-NAME PICKLES COME FROM INDIA .
BICK'S HAVE RECENTLY CEASED OPERATIONS IN CANADA -- DON'T BUY THEM .
Another example was in canned mushrooms. No-Name brand came from Indonesia.
Next to them were President Choice brand. Produce of Canada!! The P. C. went into my
grocery bag.
Also check those little fruit cups we give our children. They use to be made here in
Canada in the Niagara region until about 2 years ago.....They are now packaged in China !!!!
While the Chinese, export inferior and even toxic products and dangerous toys and goods
to be sold in Canadian markets, the media wrings its hands and criticizes the Harper
Government for perceived errors.
Yet 70% of North Americans believe that the trading privileges afforded to the Chinese
should be suspended!!
Well, duh. Why do you need the government to suspend trading privileges?
SIMPLY DO IT YOURSELF CANADA!!
Simply look on the bottom of every product you buy, and if it says 'Made in China '
or 'PRC' (and that now includes Hong Kong), simply choose another product, or none at all.
You will be amazed at how dependent you are on Chinese products, and you will be equally amazed at what you can do without.
Who needs plastic eggs to celebrate Easter? If you must have eggs, use real ones and benefit some Canadian farmer. Easter is just an example; the point is not waiting for the government to act.. Just go ahead and assume control on your own.
Canadian Thermos bottles were made here for many years.. Thermos sold out in the 1990's and now the bottles, those that keep our food warm or cold are now made in CHINA .. We lost---about 200 jobs!
THINK ABOUT THIS,
If 200 million North Americans refuse to buy just $20 each of Chinese goods, that's a
billion dollar trade imbalance resolved in our favour...fast!!
The downside? Some Canadian businesses will feel a temporary pinch from having
foreign stockpiles of inventory.
Just one month of trading losses, will hit the Chinese for 8%, of their North American
exports. Then they will at least have to ask themselves if the benefits of their arrogance and lawlessness were worth it.
START NOW and don’t stop.
Send this to everybody you know. Let's show them that we are intelligent Canadians,
and NOBODY can take us for granted.
If we can't live without cheap Chinese goods for one month out of our lives, WE DESERVE WHAT WE GET!
Pass it on, North America !! I DID!!
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Jeff....I believe You may need HELP!!!
This is one of the Syndromes from IRAQ It caused by Extreme Heat and lack of Drinking Northern Ontario ALE The remedy for this syndrome is for you to come up here to Northern Ontario's Charlie's Retreat:hurts: -
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Glad You are both Ok ....The saying says ...You eventually will have an accident or sorts if you have a scoot
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NAHOW U AR Englesh Tcher:bang head:
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It's Time to BUY A HIONDA:bang head:
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Bagpipes at a funeral.......
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentuckyback country.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.
I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. played like I've never played before for this homeless man.
And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
Apparently I'm still lost.... it's a man thing
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How True this Is
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No!!! this is not Political.......... new rules for Canadians
I'm trying to help ya lill buddy; but be careful your walking a fine line you could get your
Dray:smile5:
Well :bang head:Im not offending any one whose from The U.S.of A
....You retire from the Police Force Yet
When I dissappeared NOT ONE OF you Contacted me Yah RIGHT hehehehe.... Who contacts me Dray of all folks I just met him Once .....Than Trucker Dan contact me.....and than Saddle Bum ....And ONE closest Friend and a Long member Brad T...contact me 
here:clap2:
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Boy!! I have a few words to say
in Watering Hole
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Dan!!! :bang head:I still remember you running around at Maintenace Day with your head in the Headlight socket of the Black Fairing:rotfl: