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E-Fishin-C

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  1. A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend.

     

     

     

    And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic?

     

    We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.

     

    Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas..

     

    The wife thought this sounded a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she did exactly what her husband asked.

     

    Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

     

    He says, Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike.

     

    Then he asked:But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?

    You'll love the answer...

     

     

    The wife replied, "I did. They're in your tackle box".

     

    Never, Never, Never try to outsmart a woman!!!

  2. I know what you are going thru.. My Rheumatoid Arthritis, the winter months literally draws all my enegy out with the aches and pains. The only way to decrease my pain is 2000mg of Drugs.

    During the summer months its not to bad but the aches and prolong riding Four paws has to pry each fingersof the grips

    Just think positive Dan It sucks I know ...and Life goes on

  3. I've "done it" so many times, Charlie, that I don't keep track.

    AND unlike you, I use 'em up till they don't put out anymore.

    Swifty ,The only reason I let go my scoots go Is that when you are on a FIXED income And have the opportunity to make $$ and try out a new Scoots without adding any funds when I started out with . Its worth it and I finally found the scoot that I love right now (Yah Right)

  4. Codes for Seniors Texting

    ATD.....At The Doctors.

    BFF......Best Friend Fell.

     

    BTW.......Bring the Wheelchair.

     

    BYOT........Bring Your Own Teeth.

     

    FWIW.......Forgot Where I Was.

     

    GGPBL.......Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low.

     

    GHA.......Got Heartburn Again.

     

    IMHAO......Is My Hearing-Aid On.

     

    LMDO......Laughing My Dentures Out.

     

    OMMR.....On My Massage Recliner.

     

    OMSG ......Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

     

    ROFLACGU.....Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up.

    TTYL..........Talk To You Louder

    Enjoy.... :hurts: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::bang head::rotfl:

  5. Took the FJR out this Morning -7C....Couldnt wait.... Every Spring I go to my favourite road and give the scoot a run

    Now I'm thinking of the road condition like salt, loose sand, Moose, deer ,rodents and the shifting of the payment.

     

    211 Kph on the garmin GPS , to you members down south thats..131.03 mph

     

    Oh!! What a Feeling..... What a RUSH!!!

  6. A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

     

    The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

     

    The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father..'

     

    The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'

     

     

    The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'

     

     

     

    The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

     

     

     

     

    The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

     

     

     

     

    The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom,

     

     

    and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."

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