Eck Posted May 30, 2015 Share #1 Posted May 30, 2015 Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene. After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they call their sergeant on his cell phone. "Hello Sarge." "Yes?" "It looks like we have a homicide here. "What happened?" "A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped." "Have you placed her under arrest?" “No sir. The floor is still wet. “ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrycuda Posted May 31, 2015 Share #2 Posted May 31, 2015 Cute Eck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvrT Posted May 31, 2015 Share #3 Posted May 31, 2015 OK, took me a minute to get that ... but hey, I just woke up ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpagak Posted May 31, 2015 Share #4 Posted May 31, 2015 made me laugh !! Thanx !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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