donaldj2242 Posted June 9, 2012 Share #1 Posted June 9, 2012 On May 9 a group of Pekin, IL , bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped. The bikers leader, George a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one. After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you are wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl". The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongobobny Posted June 16, 2012 Share #2 Posted June 16, 2012 Now THAT's funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted June 16, 2012 Share #3 Posted June 16, 2012 Poor George, he gets blamed for everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted June 16, 2012 Share #4 Posted June 16, 2012 :rotfl::rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now