ragtop69gs Posted January 29, 2012 Share #1 Posted January 29, 2012 TURPENTINE VS. HOLY WATER A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turpentine.' The priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.' The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's butt, he'll pass a Harley Davidson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted January 29, 2012 Share #2 Posted January 29, 2012 Now who remembers that?? They would throw you in jail today!! Corncob, turpentine and dog........How fast can a dog go??And where did it go??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrenchrob Posted January 29, 2012 Share #3 Posted January 29, 2012 :rotf::rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FROG MAN Posted January 29, 2012 Share #4 Posted January 29, 2012 Brings back ole memories. Here kitty kitty kitty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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