Turpentine vs. Holy water

[ragtop69gs]

TURPENTINE VS. HOLY WATER

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

 

A priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

 

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turpentine.'

 

The priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

 

The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's butt, he'll pass a Harley Davidson

[Yammer Dan]

Now who remembers that?? They would throw you in jail today!!

 

Corncob, turpentine and dog........How fast can a dog go??And where did it go???

[wrenchrob]

:rotf::rotf:

[FROG MAN]

Brings back ole memories. Here kitty kitty kitty!