BoomerCPO Posted May 10, 2011 Share #1 Posted May 10, 2011 While hiking down along the border this morning, Owen saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown. Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, Owen informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security. It is now 4 pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. Owen now realizes that he wasted 2 stamps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owen Posted May 10, 2011 Share #2 Posted May 10, 2011 I don't get it... I'm sure you too would have notified the authorities... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted May 10, 2011 Share #3 Posted May 10, 2011 :rotfl::rotfl: I'm staying in my corner!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owen Posted May 10, 2011 Share #4 Posted May 10, 2011 (edited) So... I was walking down the road the other day and noticed, out in the middle of a corn field, Boomer's brother and two pigmies fishing. Dangdist thing I ever saw! A little further down the road I pass Boomer and stopped to tell him about his missing pigmies and his brother standing in a corn field fishing. He said 'yea I know, their not too bright, I'm on my way to get my boat to save them before they drown!' ... Edited May 10, 2011 by Owen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoomerCPO Posted May 10, 2011 Author Share #5 Posted May 10, 2011 :rotf: :rotf: Boomer.....who is polling the pygmies for a proper response to this.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted May 10, 2011 Share #6 Posted May 10, 2011 Did they catch anything??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoomerCPO Posted May 10, 2011 Author Share #7 Posted May 10, 2011 Did they catch anything??? Yes they did....Dryland crawfish....the big ones that runts like Owen can't handle. Boomer....who sez them folks in Houston have a ways to go in learning how ta eat Gourmet Cajun food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponch Posted May 12, 2011 Share #8 Posted May 12, 2011 boomer....who sez them folks in houston have a ways to go in learning how ta eat gourmet cajun food. [attach]56545[/attach] Red beans & rice [attach]56546[/attach] Gumbo [attach]56547[/attach] Key Lime Pie & Peanut Butter Pie Me & Da Squid had some today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyR Posted May 12, 2011 Share #9 Posted May 12, 2011 wierd. Never seen pie with pickles on it like that before. Must be a Texas thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponch Posted May 12, 2011 Share #10 Posted May 12, 2011 LOL Them is Georgia lime slices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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