coy55boy Posted January 30, 2011 Share #1 Posted January 30, 2011 1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? 2. Why to banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they already know you don’t have enough money? 3. Why does someone believe you when you say there a four billion stars. But check with their finger when you say the paint is wet? 4. Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle? 5. Why does the government require that only sterilized needles be used for death by lethal injection? 6. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? 7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? 8. Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? 9. Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”? 10. If people evolved from apes, did some apes choose not to evolve? 11. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? 12. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? 13. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? 14. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with the vacuum cleaner? 15. Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the top end on the first try? 16. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? 17. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That hurt, you stupid idiot?” 18. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? 19. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when we complained about it being too hot? 20. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? 21. And my FAVORITE . . . Statistics on sanity show that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends – if they’re okay, then ... it’s you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Eagle Posted January 30, 2011 Share #2 Posted January 30, 2011 Because? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMSgt Posted January 30, 2011 Share #3 Posted January 30, 2011 Why not????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted January 30, 2011 Share #4 Posted January 30, 2011 WHY?? I seem to remember that from somewhere!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongobobny Posted January 30, 2011 Share #5 Posted January 30, 2011 22. If money doesn't grow on trees, then WHY do banks have branches!! 23. If it's "a penny for your thoughts" then WHY is it when we give our thoughts it's "putting our two cents in?" What's the extra penny for? Brain tax??? :confused24::confused24: WHY ASK WHY????? Ask MRAF... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panjandrum Posted January 30, 2011 Share #6 Posted January 30, 2011 Re: 16. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: Two. The real question is: How do they get into the light bulb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonslayer Posted January 31, 2011 Share #7 Posted January 31, 2011 Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why is there brail on drive thru's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlyons Posted January 31, 2011 Share #8 Posted January 31, 2011 How can you buy "Fresh Frozen" food? Which is it? Why are drive up windows at fast food joints called drive thrus? Are we really supposed to drive thru them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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