dray Posted January 16, 2011 Share #1 Posted January 16, 2011 A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks? "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or should I?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted January 17, 2011 Share #2 Posted January 17, 2011 :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redneck Posted January 17, 2011 Share #3 Posted January 17, 2011 :rotfl::rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted January 17, 2011 Share #4 Posted January 17, 2011 I don't get it!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRider Posted January 17, 2011 Share #5 Posted January 17, 2011 I don't get it!!!!! He has to play tennis with his old strings. RR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venturous Randy Posted January 17, 2011 Share #6 Posted January 17, 2011 I don't get it!!!!! You are just a little too PG minded. RandyA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dray Posted January 17, 2011 Author Share #7 Posted January 17, 2011 I don't get it!!!!! Ask a kid. they may know; I was hoping some one could fill me in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted January 17, 2011 Share #8 Posted January 17, 2011 I don't get it!!!!! Neither does he....that's the point!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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