KarlS Posted January 12, 2011 Share #1 Posted January 12, 2011 This old story out of Texas . Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit. "Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?" "Yes, I am." "Well then, better tell me what you got." Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot." "Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?" "Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it." "Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?" "Nope." "Well then, what are you afraid of...?" "Not a dam thing..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kregerdoodle Posted January 12, 2011 Share #2 Posted January 12, 2011 b.i.n.g.o !!!!! this old story out of texas . Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit. "okay, mr. Smith," the cop says, "i see your ccw permit. Are you carrying today?" "yes, i am." "well then, better tell me what you got." smith says, "well, i got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, i've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot." "okay," the cop says. "anything else?" "yeah, back in the trunk, there's an ar15 and a shotgun. That's about it." "mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?" "nope." "well then, what are you afraid of...?" "not a dam thing..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marshal Posted January 12, 2011 Share #3 Posted January 12, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted January 12, 2011 Share #4 Posted January 12, 2011 I would say something about those Texicans but I'll just.... go watch the SNOW!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Swifty Posted January 12, 2011 Share #5 Posted January 12, 2011 This old story out of Texas . Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit. "Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?" "Yes, I am." "Well then, better tell me what you got." Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot." "Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?" "Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it." "Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from Safeway...?" ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashley9187 Posted January 12, 2011 Share #6 Posted January 12, 2011 Rick A a man of few words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etcswjoe Posted January 12, 2011 Share #7 Posted January 12, 2011 Sounds like a guy I know from Kentucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenw Posted January 12, 2011 Share #8 Posted January 12, 2011 I like It! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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