6pak Posted December 30, 2010 Share #1 Posted December 30, 2010 # 10 -- Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" # 9 -- Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course. Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." # 8 -- Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now." # 7 -- Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy: "Eventually." # 6 -- Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence." # 5 -- Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction." Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass." # 4 -- Golfer: "How do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf." # 3 -- Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day." # 2 -- Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on." Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago." # 1 -- Best Caddy Comment ..... Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donphantasmo Posted January 6, 2011 Share #2 Posted January 6, 2011 Nothing like a caddy that tells the truth!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hig4s Posted January 6, 2011 Share #3 Posted January 6, 2011 good stuff!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMSgt Posted January 7, 2011 Share #4 Posted January 7, 2011 I know just enough about golf to change it when it comes on TV, but those are funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooter Bob Posted January 8, 2011 Share #5 Posted January 8, 2011 I know just enough about golf to change it when it comes on TV, but those are funny. I used to turn on the golf channel when I wanted to take a nap. Put me right to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Haywood Posted January 8, 2011 Share #6 Posted January 8, 2011 How do you know my Caddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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