B.C. vs Saskatchewan

[friesman]

B.C. vs Saskatchewan

 

Premier of B.C. Gordon Campbell is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, attacks and kills the dog.

 

 

 

 

#1. The Premier starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

 

#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 to relocate it.

 

#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.

 

#4. Premier goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting small scratch wound bandaged.

 

#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.

 

#6. Premier spends $50,000 of Provincial funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.

 

#7. BC. Legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.

 

#8. Premier's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Premier intervene.

 

#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.

 

#10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the Province.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Saskatchewan:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Premier Brad Wall of Saskatchewan is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the dog.

 

#1. Premier shoots coyote and keeps jogging.

 

#2. Cost: Premier has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow-point cartridge.

 

#3. Crows eat dead coyote.

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Any wonder why B.C. is going broke????

[SilvrT]

Brian, you didn't need to flap this in our faces.....

 

 

 

 

WE ALREADY KNOW ALL ABOUT IT !!!

 

[Rocket]

Premier of B.C. Gordon Campbell is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, attacks and kills the dog.

 

 

#1. The Premier starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

 

#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 to relocate it.

 

#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.

 

#4. Premier goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting small scratch wound bandaged.

 

#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.

 

#6. Premier spends $50,000 of Provincial funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.

 

#7. BC. Legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.

 

#8. Premier's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Premier intervene.

 

#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.

 

#10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the Province.

 

Any wonder why B.C. is going broke????

 

 

That is pocket change for him.

 

You forgot the 500 Million for a new roof on BC Place, as many other things as well.

[friesman]

Brian, you didn't need to flap this in our faces.....

 

 

 

 

WE ALREADY KNOW ALL ABOUT IT !!!

 

 

 

Actually ...I did.... It just starts to get even for a ll the cold weather cracks,,,,

 

Brian:snow2: