Ladyrider Posted December 16, 2008 Share #1 Posted December 16, 2008 Well, gals, give me your input on this? Do you agree? I had a good laugh, and feel like its a thumbs up....sherry 9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "whatever" (I deleted the cuss word ) (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowawegian Posted December 16, 2008 Share #2 Posted December 16, 2008 Hate to admit it, but everyone of them is true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yama Mama Posted December 18, 2008 Share #3 Posted December 18, 2008 Yes unfortunately, those do sound familiar, except for the 5 minute one. I am usually waiting for Ron. Yama Mama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hig4s Posted December 18, 2008 Share #4 Posted December 18, 2008 Note: if you have reached #9 in a conversation with you wife, it is too late. You should have followed Fido out the doggie door two replies ago. Quick grab a pillow before you go out the door, as fido will probably be let back in before you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladyrider Posted December 20, 2008 Author Share #5 Posted December 20, 2008 Note: if you have reached #9 in a conversation with you wife, it is too late. You should have followed Fido out the doggie door two replies ago. Quick grab a pillow before you go out the door, as fido will probably be let back in before you. Thats cute, real cute..."Here, Fido...come on boy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IH Truck Guy Posted December 20, 2008 Share #6 Posted December 20, 2008 Sherry,#4 is a joke.. My Shari never tells me go ahead.. She knows I'll do it.. I love a dare.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yama Mama Posted December 27, 2008 Share #7 Posted December 27, 2008 Dan does Shari ever call you CUPCAKE? Just wondered. Yama Mama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IH Truck Guy Posted January 18, 2009 Share #8 Posted January 18, 2009 Dan does Shari ever call you CUPCAKE? Just wondered. Yama Mama Peggy,she never calls me that...She has a whole slew of other words she calls me when she is POed at me......Which seems to happen everyday.... :whistling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidley Posted January 18, 2009 Share #9 Posted January 18, 2009 Peggy,she never calls me that...She has a whole slew of other words she calls me when she is POed at me......Which seems to happen everyday.... :whistling: ....and seeing we know you and Shari I know just what her posture is and how it flows from her lips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrwhitebikes Posted March 5, 2009 Share #10 Posted March 5, 2009 Sherry,#4 is a joke.. My Shari never tells me go ahead.. She knows I'll do it.. Rite on brother!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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