if i were a car

[Grandpagak]

i gots a chuckle out of this..

 

 

 

 

>>IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

>>If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading

>>it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my

>>finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the

>>worst of it.

>>My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up

>>close.

>>My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid

>>and bump into things even in the best of weather.

>>My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

>>It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns

>>inefficiently.

>>But here's the worst of it --

>>

>>Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....

>>either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

>>

[Redneck]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Ladyrider]

that backfiriing is the scary stuff....for sure...

[Guest tessa c2]

don't sound good gary, least you're not parked under some tree yet:rotf:

[Marcarl]

Don't you worry about it too much yet,,, it's when you start to do an oil change in the middle of a parking lot, that you need to consider a new type filter.

[Yammer Dan]

I guess I'm a 1st Gen. Not giving up yet. Dinged here and there. Can still run with the big boys but takes a little more time to recoup.