Eck Posted December 11, 2014 Share #1 Posted December 11, 2014 A husband went to police station to report his missing wife: Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home. Sergeant : What is her height ? Husband : Oh, 5 something . . . Sergeant : Build? Husband : Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant : Color of eyes? Husband : Never noticed. Sergeant : Color of hair? Husband : Changes according to season. Sergeant : What was she wearing? Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly. Sergeant : Did she go in a car? Husband : yes. Sergeant : What kind of car was it? Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 liter V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door....... At this point the husband started crying... Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert2006 Posted December 11, 2014 Share #2 Posted December 11, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted December 11, 2014 Share #3 Posted December 11, 2014 At least she didn't take the scoot!!! :banana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazenson Posted December 11, 2014 Share #4 Posted December 11, 2014 ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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