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Soooooo... How was your phy checkup?


Zfrebird4

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I thought mine was fine till a friend sent me the following? Got any more to add?

 

 

aoladp://MA25530668-0001/01FA72~1.GIFToday's BEst of the BEst Dr. Visit aoladp://MA25530668-0002/0937FA~1.GIF brother Don

 

 

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with the usual basics.

 

"How much do you weigh?" she asks. I say, "135."

The nurse puts me on the scale.. It turns out my weight is 180.

 

The nurse asks, "Your height?" I answer, "5 feet 4 inches."

 

The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5 feet 2 inches.

 

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me that it's very high. "Of course it's high!" I scream. "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

 

She put me on Prozac.

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